Rev_Beezer wrote:It’s 1:30 in the morning and I just woke Michelle up due to laughing my ass off at pictures of my shitty Flash socks.

My work is done here.

The internet is a strange place.

Came here for my random poop observations, but I had somehow missed Bees's story with the Phred coda. Now I feel unworthy.

Ohwell, I'm here I'll jsut note that the least satisfying poop (other than no poop at all) is when it looks like a chromosomal illustration.

Bucky wrote:

I actually watched it. If I end up back teaching environmental science next year, I think I'll use part of it when we go over water.

Think I just gained .2 in the 40 and four inches on my vertical in 10 minutes. Probably dropped a weight class too.

Monkeyboy wrote:

Bucky wrote:

I actually watched it. If I end up back teaching environmental science next year, I think I'll use part of it when we go over water.

Adding "gongfermor" to my vocabulary. I can think of times on BSG it would have come in handy.

My #2 today curled up in the shape of the numeral 2. I think that's a favorable omen.

Half a mile into my treadmill work this morning and I really had to go but decided to just suck it up and try to wait until I got to the office. It bothered me through the whole 4 miles and I felt really bloated and "full" all through the shower and drive. Now, I've been here for over 2.5 hours. haven't gone and don't really have the urgent need that I thought that I would.

I think this is a bad omen.

wait, you showered-- presumably in a bathroom-- why did you not go then?

An old roommate of mine used to call his turds "sewer trout." I always thought that was pretty good, but I've never actually used the term outside of this post.

CalvinBall wrote:wait, you showered-- presumably in a bathroom-- why did you not go then?

I wanted to wait until I got to the office where I could grab a private bathroom and my phone gets a signal.

i highly recommend the opendoor app for your own personal, private bathroom experience while on the road. it's primary purpose is for buying a house and gives you almost all day access to the house for sale. It is BYOTP so be prepared. also, on weekend afternoons always take caution and close and lock the bathroom door as you may get an unexpected visitor or two.

i swear i just went to take a shit and when i got back i found out both the phillies and sixers made future altering trades. that was one costly shit.

a long one too apparently.

Anybody ever have the lights go out while you're pooping?

phatj wrote:Anybody ever have the lights go out while you're pooping?

Sounds like you could definitely use more fiber.

phatj wrote:Anybody ever have the lights go out while you're pooping?

are we talking like in Friday the 13th or the natural?

Anybody else say "Dropping loads" sometimes when letting out a monster dump?

I say "Release the hounds!"

franco harris had the immaculate reception. azrider just had the immaculate defecation, aka the wipeless shit.

still wasted about 6 or 7 squares to be sure tho.