I've pooped about 30 times today. Puked about 20. Please kill me.

Sounds like you're well on your way

CalvinBall wrote:Sounds like you're well on your way

Not fast enough.

Same here, I think it's over though. Worst 24 hours of my life, don't know if it was food or arsenic poisoning. Didn't know when to sit or kneel. My entire body was in a vice grip. I swear I heard the reaper banging on my doors and probably tried calling once, but didn't pick up. Told him to fuck off, next time I see him I should apologize. He's got a tough job.

It's finally getting better. I had the vice grips pain too. Fucking brutal.

currently the shits have turned to suds. Can’t remember drinking any dishwashing detergent tho. Hopefully it’s just the first step in the solidification process.

Feel like I can call myself a sixers when this is all done and over. Probably should see if I can get some sort of credit at the team shop for being at the very least, an authentic fan.

Once in a blue moon it hits me real quick when I’m doing my daily 8 mile walk. Last time I made it to the bathrooms at the park, but the toilet was smeared with shit. Kept going a few miles to my brother’s house and just made it. Tonight there was no going beyond the park so I just prayed until I got there that it would be clean. Thank heaven for small victories.

*posted from park toilet. and the motion lights just went out.

When are you going to hike the pct

CalvinBall wrote:When are you going to hike the pct

probably have to hold it in for some time, not too many bathrooms along the way.

ReadingPhilly wrote:Once in a blue moon it hits me real quick when I’m doing my daily 8 mile walk. Last time I made it to the bathrooms at the park, but the toilet was smeared with shit. Kept going a few miles to my brother’s house and just made it. Tonight there was no going beyond the park so I just prayed until I got there that it would be clean. Thank heaven for small victories.

*posted from park toilet. and the motion lights just went out.

Gotta work on those quads, man. Hold that squat. lunges are good.

also, holding your breath.

Started doing lazy keto last week, on the upside, I'm losing weight and stuff before my beach vacation, but on the down side, my shits have been bricks.

lots and lots of caffeine

Often times in life we are met with tough decisions. Ones that often pit one love against another. It may even invoke a moral dilemma with far reaching consequences.

It appears azrider’s life has indeed come to the crossroads.

Brasília (AFP) - Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro suggested Friday that people "poop every other day" as a way to save the environment, after he came under fire for a surge in deforestation of the Amazon since he came to power.

God bless this conveniently located park bathroom.

Bill McNeal wrote:Started doing lazy keto last week, on the upside, I'm losing weight and stuff before my beach vacation, but on the down side, my shits have been bricks.

I watched Magic Pill last night and have been thinking about starting something similar next week.

Down 42 lbs doing it. I haven’t had a loose shit forever

I probably just need to take the psyllium capsules every day, not just when I get a little stopped up.

Chinese takeout is far more effective.

feel bad hijacking the shit thread, but didn't really know where else to put it.

i've just been really gassy for the past 5 days, and i can't put my finger on it as to the cause. it has the same rather distinctive strong smell. it's like a kung pao, pastrami, a hint of patchouli with a strong tone of death. just haven't been able to find the common denominator. i don't want to be gassy like this every day, but wouldn't mind being able to pull this one out of the closet for some special moments.