Getting my colonoscopy!

TenuredVulture wrote:Getting my colonoscopy!

shouldnt you be asleep?

JUburton wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:Getting my colonoscopy!

shouldnt you be asleep?

I was! Anyway, all good! And nothing beats that cleaned out post colonoscopy feeling!

Wonder if the 8.1 this “hotel” in Durango got on Priceline was because if I open the window in the bathroom, some local living in a 5th wheel behind us could hear me rip out a screamer just 3 feet away.

Kinda feel I should now introduce myself to him.

Also, the line was too long to get tested for Covid-19 before leaving. Just went to the supermarket and bought a half a dozen cans of beans instead. So if that smell thing is right, I’m getting tested about every 10 minutes.

is there a certain time of day that your shit goes from stew to solid? is it like wendy's where they won't serve burgers until 10:31?

i've gotten used to and actually enjoy the anal explosion 10-15 minutes after taking some caffeine shots immediately after waking up. for some reason, it didn't happen to me today. took the morning shit at 11 am. solid as a rock, still a positive experience mind you but nothing makes you want to get your day started off well than destroying that bowl. it really makes you feel good about yourself.

had to put down a 300mg rockstar, before they stopped serving breakfast. but oh my, did i get it in. had to put up some crime scene tape afterwards. won't be safe for a while.

was thinking about posting this under the old people's problems thread, but hey i've had a few bad burritos myself in my youth.



poor guy. remember be kind john 8:7

He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone

kinda witnessed another incident at the QT yesterday. some dude in the shitter simultaneously sneezed and let out the most explosive shit ever recorded. i don't know if it was just a coincidence, a concerted effort of if he just stumbled upon this discovery. one would think that our body has only a finite source of energy to create an explosion leaving our body. one would think that sneeze would take away the power of the shit. it did not. if we could only find away to harness this energy and put it to good use.

amazing discoveries and revelations seem to be coming from behind the closed doors a the QT.

btw... me and some other guy did ask if he was ok.

When you guys pull your business over the top of your pants do you pull out the whole kit or just the rod?

Just the rod, hold the waistband down with the left hand, aim with the right.

That is a fucking weird way to shit

The only problem I encounter with my rod while taking a shit is being slightly careless and scraping the tip against the interior of the bowl. Usually if I don’t have semi wood or sit back I don’t have to worry.

Wait you guys gotta pin your dick up in your waistband so it doesn’t fall into the bowl or get in the way while taking a shit? Can’t relate. That’s a burden you guys have to carry alone,

azrider wrote:kinda witnessed another incident at the QT yesterday. some dude in the shitter simultaneously sneezed and let out the most explosive shit ever recorded. i don't know if it was just a coincidence, a concerted effort of if he just stumbled upon this discovery. one would think that our body has only a finite source of energy to create an explosion leaving our body. one would think that sneeze would take away the power of the shit. it did not. if we could only find away to harness this energy and put it to good use.

amazing discoveries and revelations seem to be coming from behind the closed doors a the QT.

btw... me and some other guy did ask if he was ok.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. C'mon man!

Stripes wrote:

azrider wrote:kinda witnessed another incident at the QT yesterday. some dude in the shitter simultaneously sneezed and let out the most explosive shit ever recorded. i don't know if it was just a coincidence, a concerted effort of if he just stumbled upon this discovery. one would think that our body has only a finite source of energy to create an explosion leaving our body. one would think that sneeze would take away the power of the shit. it did not. if we could only find away to harness this energy and put it to good use.

amazing discoveries and revelations seem to be coming from behind the closed doors a the QT.

btw... me and some other guy did ask if he was ok.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. C'mon man!

Farts caused by a sneeze hurt. That shit described above is unimaginable.

I believe when Sam Hinkie coined the phrase “violence at the rim” he was indeed referring to this.