702 wrote:All You Can Eat Sushi, yesterday,


All You Can Shit, today

Where at? As soon as that Zac bagans haunted museum opens up, I'm coming up.

A half a roll of toilet paper, two flushes, and I need a nap.

Before anyone jumps to conclusions it was toilet paper from the 99 cent only store. You get maybe 4 shits max out of a roll. I do use a lot of paper too, I try to keep about a 5 layer buffer zone between my ass and my hand.

Still it was a quality shit.



Edit 1044 am mst

now that some time has passed and have been able to reflect and assess the damages, it was top ten. Maybe not necessarily of all time, but definitely for the year. It really took a lot out of me, both physically and emotionally.

Im a toilet paper abuser as well. I also like to take my laptop with me.

Moe's is not the ideal choice the day before a race.

To make matters worse, I had to use a portable toilet. To make them even worse, some moron pulled the door open despite it being locked. She claimed it was green. I would think she would have opened a door in the past and realized that there generally is no resistance.

People are the worst.

Were you mid wipe?

CalvinBall wrote:Were you mid wipe?

Key question here.

I was still in pre-wipe mode.

Joke is on her, as she had to deal with that grisly crime scene right after I was done.

i took a rare middle of the night dump. Most of my dumps come between the hours of 6-10 am and rarely after 5pm. i didn't realize how difficult it was to return to sleep afterwards.

Kind of a late start... I wasn't given a reason, but damn I should've done a weigh in before and after. I feel a good 5 pounds lighter but kind of ready to call it the day. Took a lot out of me.

I'm a scott tissue...John Wayne TP kind of guy. It's rough and tough and don't any %#&! off anyone.

If someone or some business sports the Scott tissue in the bathroom, you might as well have a sign saying please don't take a shit in our bathroom. And this is from someone who raids the 99 cent store of all there two ply paper with the daunting 84 feet of length per role.

Angel Soft all day over here.

there is a bagel place near my office that makes great bagels. i dont think they are boiled, which to me makes the best bagels. but as far as purely baked ones, they are hard to beat!

Do those bagels make you shit your brains out? If not wrong thread.

...or IS it?

702 wrote:Do those bagels make you shit your brains out? If not wrong thread.

I did get the shits once from what I thought was a blueberry bagel and not one that was sitting out on the counter for the past month. Other than that... bagels are a safe choice for long road trips.

Speaking of road trips or camping, hunting, fishing,snowboarding adventures... never start the day off with the shoneys breakfast buffet. Don't get me wrong it's good and it's unlimited but there was one in state college and we decided to "fill up" before what was normally a three hour drive to Morgantown. Between the five of us and the need for seperate individual rest stops, it took a good five hours instead. Car didn't smell too pleasant either but we thought that might have been because someone shit themselves and didn't say anything.

After a half rack of ribs, a bunch of coleslaw, and cornbread last night and a draft latte this morning and some ice cream cake for dessert for lunch...whoo boy, stomach is not happy.

How you can have ribs and slaw without baked beans is beyond me.... it certainly would've set the stage for the perfect storm. Instead you're probably looking at relatively mild tropical depression.

I thought about it but i was goddamn stuffed afterwards so it was OK.