Advice you can use

Like don't sneeze while pooping.

I'm going to make the fatal mistake of going for a jog in this humidity with at best, bad gas. I hope I don't poop myself, but if I do, I'll report back.

#poopthread

Anything above 80% humidity... Liquid, gas or solid, as long as it comes out of your ass when running is all pretty much the same by the time you get home.

When scrolling through I thought someone posted a pic of a tight butthole. No it's just a guys eye clinched as he sneezes.

:stillalive: :stilldry:

702 wrote:When scrolling through I thought someone posted a pic of a tight butthole. No it's just a guys eye clinched as he sneezes.

How if that was wrry, phred, houshs crack dealer, or myself that just might have been the case.

i could still take a nice shit there

PrattRules wrote:i could still take a nice shit there

I just don't see this happening... you're about 5 inches off the ground, you better be like 3 foot two or you're either lounging or your knees are six inches above your head. Apparently one of the previous owners of this house thought it would be a good idea to turn a 1/2 bath into a 3/4. Personally I would Say it's more like a 3/5.



But I would probably buy this house just to fuck with my guests. The other bathroom is normal.

Squatting is good for pooping!

squatty potty is $10 on ebay right now, though that may be something i'd pay full asking for.

I've used one. Don't like it. Knees in my chest when I'm trying to poop. Just doesn't work for me.

azrider wrote:

702 wrote:When scrolling through I thought someone posted a pic of a tight butthole. No it's just a guys eye clinched as he sneezes.

How if that was wrry, phred, houshs crack dealer, or myself that just might have been the case.

it was me! But I put it in spoiler tags.

azrider wrote:

PrattRules wrote:i could still take a nice shit there

I just don't see this happening... you're about 5 inches off the ground, you better be like 3 foot two or you're either lounging or your knees are six inches above your head. Apparently one of the previous owners of this house thought it would be a good idea to turn a 1/2 bath into a 3/4. Personally I would Say it's more like a 3/5.



But I would probably buy this house just to fuck with my guests. The other bathroom is normal.

I thought in the first pic there was a face staring at you from the mirror. Which would still fit with this thread, since when you see it...

That ain't a toilet, that's a litter box for humans.

In fairness, it's inside a straw house off the grid.

http://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/Fs-151-Hart-Prairie-Rd_Flagstaff_AZ_86001_M11140-39596#photo21

I've had this sickness for a few weeks now. Developed an infection, so the doc put !e on this antibiotic that makes the stool loose.

So during church on Sunday I felt it coming at the end of the prayers, and I ran off after them to go. I essentially pissed out my ass and came back to 80 some people looking at me like, "what the hell?"

I left my wireless mic on and they had some interesting sounds during the offertory music.

Bless you, Rev

No freaking way.

Now we're havin a rector

Now that's a story, probably still a runner up to calvin's though.