Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling POOP Thread

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 26, 2017 22:38:23

Wow practically nothing. Next dose in a couple of hours. Hope it works.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 26, 2017 22:40:38

Literally just startwd working after that post.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby CalvinBall » Sun Feb 26, 2017 22:51:41

Gives you the runs?

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Postby JUburton » Sun Feb 26, 2017 22:52:30

had some taco bell yesterday with fire sauce. had some fire sauce of my own this morning :(

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 26, 2017 22:56:43

CalvinBall wrote:Gives you the runs?

Basically, colonoscopy prep involves cleaning the bowels. You drink this stuff, and a bunch of water, and it cleans you out.
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Postby smitty » Sun Feb 26, 2017 23:15:26

TenuredVulture wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:Gives you the runs?

Basically, colonoscopy prep involves cleaning the bowels. You drink this stuff, and a bunch of water, and it cleans you out.


It really clean you out but you need that before a colonoscopy.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:35:36

Well I'm all through for another 3 years, which I will stretch to at least 3.5 years. One itty bitty polyp removed. And some hemorrhoids.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby 1 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:24:21

My regular stall is out of order. Now I know how the BJs felt when they had to play that home series at CBP.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:39:08

due to a history of colon cancer on both sides of the family Ive already had three colonoscopies

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby 702 » Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:52:24

1 wrote:My regular stall is out of order. Now I know how the BJs felt when they had to play that home series at CBP.

If you aren't shitting at home in your bathroom, it's always classified as a road game.

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Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:57:00

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:due to a history of colon cancer on both sides of the family Ive already had three colonoscopies

fun stuff


Same boat here. Had my first a few years ago at maybe 33 or so. Luckily they didn't find anything, unluckily, I woke up during it.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby azrider » Fri Mar 03, 2017 14:09:13

702 wrote:
1 wrote:My regular stall is out of order. Now I know how the BJs felt when they had to play that home series at CBP.

If you aren't shitting at home in your bathroom, it's always classified as a road game.


I would liken that experience to mike piazza playing at the vet as compared to citizens bank park.

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Postby azrider » Sat Mar 04, 2017 13:30:19

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Forget the runways and catwalks! The toilet is a place we can all relate to.

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Postby azrider » Sat Apr 01, 2017 22:45:23

Don't really have to drop a duece, more kind of have to let one rip surrounded by about 1000 people. It would be such a pain in the ass to leave and come back. I mean if it were 5 maybe 10 minutes I'd do it. This ordeal would take at the very least 20 minutes for about a two second transaction. Hmmm

Checking to see if I can get a little mobile with a solid escape route and wind speed... Don't know how well this is going to go over. I only had a very small sandwich for lunch so not expecting the worse.

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Postby azrider » Sat Apr 01, 2017 22:57:17

Do not underestimate the chance of misdirection and changes in windspeed. Also do not underestimate the power behind what one could consider 1/4 of a jersey Mike Italian about 8 hours ago.

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Postby swishnicholson » Mon Apr 10, 2017 12:10:12

"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Postby Ace Rothstein » Sat Apr 15, 2017 13:43:53

You're full of shit

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Sat Apr 15, 2017 15:29:18

Uncle Milty wrote:New personal record! Haven't pooped since surgery - almost 72 hours total.

You up and walking around? Taking it easy on the pain meds? Farting?
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby azrider » Sat Apr 15, 2017 15:37:33

Since April just gave birth, it opened up a lot of bandwidth and people not knowing what to do with their time. Just saying.

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby azrider » Sat Apr 15, 2017 17:28:57

Some believe native American casinos are responsible for the gambling epidemic plaguing the united States, others have labeled them as the 21st century crack dealer preying upon those in the lower socio economic class and the elderly ignored by friends, family and the community as a whole. Some consider the structures themselves a blight upon the American landscape. Others realize the intrical part they play when it's that time and your other options are a McDonald's, taco Bell and Texaco station.

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