Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling POOP Thread

Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby 702 » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:20:43

CalvinBall wrote:not flushing is criminal.

pretty awful to look at some one else's poop that has been soaking in a bowl for who knows how long


The worst is when they actually close the lid and not flush. Once you lift up that lid it's like mustard gas has infiltrated the bathroom.

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby 702 » Mon Feb 06, 2017 13:41:17

My legs went numb sitting on the toliet today. Had to wait before I could get off the bowl.

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby Woody » Mon Feb 06, 2017 17:33:11

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you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby azrider » Mon Feb 06, 2017 17:42:38

702 wrote:My legs went numb sitting on the toliet today. Had to wait before I could get off the bowl.


I heard that the squatty potty eliminates that and many other hardships one may endure on the toilet. I'm pretty sure you can pick one up for 23 dollars on Amazon or 10 dollars for a gently used one on eBay.

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby 702 » Sun Feb 12, 2017 14:35:13

Feel great all morning getting ready for work. As I'm walking out the door boom I have to shit....worst timing.

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby PrattRules » Sun Feb 12, 2017 15:02:03

I ran three miles and then went on the bike for about an hour. Rewarded myself by having a 3500 calorie meal from Outback takeout. So that's my Sunday right there.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby CalvinBall » Sun Feb 12, 2017 15:21:34

azrider wrote:
702 wrote:My legs went numb sitting on the toliet today. Had to wait before I could get off the bowl.


I heard that the squatty potty eliminates that and many other hardships one may endure on the toilet. I'm pretty sure you can pick one up for 23 dollars on Amazon or 10 dollars for a gently used one on eBay.


My friend has one. I hate it. Feels like it makes it harder to poop.

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby Bucky » Sun Feb 12, 2017 16:03:53

PrattRules wrote:I ran three miles and then went on the bike for about an hour. Rewarded myself by having a 3500 calorie meal from Outback takeout. So that's my Sunday right there.



net gain

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby slugsrbad » Mon Feb 13, 2017 09:00:09

Bucky wrote:
PrattRules wrote:I ran three miles and then went on the bike for about an hour. Rewarded myself by having a 3500 calorie meal from Outback takeout. So that's my Sunday right there.



net gain


WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE BUCKY!?!
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby slugsrbad » Tue Feb 14, 2017 17:54:21

I have not had a solid (re: state of matter) since last Wednesday.
Quick Google shows that GoGo is wrong with regards to the Kiwi and the Banana.

Doll Is Mine wrote:This Ellen DeGeneres look alike on ESPN is annoying. Who the hell is he?

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby Bucky » Tue Feb 14, 2017 22:11:46

slugsrbad wrote:
Bucky wrote:
PrattRules wrote:I ran three miles and then went on the bike for about an hour. Rewarded myself by having a 3500 calorie meal from Outback takeout. So that's my Sunday right there.



net gain


WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE BUCKY!?!



$!@#$%$#@#@ DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE WHAT THREAT I'D CLICKED ON

IS THERE A WAY TO HIDE A THREAT BECAUSE OOPS I DID IT AGAIN :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby azrider » Thu Feb 16, 2017 00:25:59

8. It’s a balancing act in Japan. Sometimes there’s a bar to hold on to, other times you just have to squat over it and hope the strength in your thighs will pull you through. Otherwise, when they’re placed on a shelf like here you can also use it to sit on. Thanks顔なし


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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby 702 » Thu Feb 16, 2017 01:49:55

Fun to piss in from long distance I'm sure.

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby swishnicholson » Thu Feb 16, 2017 02:12:40

Convenient that the three seas shells are within easy reach on the tank.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby 702 » Thu Feb 16, 2017 02:30:28

Don't need a plunger for that bad boy either

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby 702 » Sun Feb 19, 2017 13:57:23

Beer shits have cometh and taketh my soul this morning.

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 19, 2017 15:11:23

I think I'm going to get fan mail from the waste treatment plant.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby 702 » Sun Feb 26, 2017 15:47:32

10 minutes before I'm supposed to clock in I get hit with the ultimate bubble guts. Nothing like trying to put one out with a time crunch.

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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 26, 2017 18:48:24

About to start my colonoscopy prep with Suprep. And I'm watching Naked and Afraid.
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Re: Post or get off the Random Thoughs - Rolling Poop Thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 26, 2017 19:07:49

This Suprep isn't too bad. Almost finished, and then we wait. My next post is likely to be from the throne.
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