Beer Shits is alcohols gift of diarrhea.

It's hard to take a public shit when it's just one stall and a urinal. Can't blend in any of the sounds and it's just you and another person. Have to wait to escape the stall until they exit the bathroom.

i took a shit today

702 wrote:It's hard to take a public #$!&@ when it's just one stall and a urinal. Can't blend in any of the sounds and it's just you and another person. Have to wait to escape the stall until they exit the bathroom.

Most bathrooms that are in the 1 and 1 setup, I've found to be mostly lockable. But I'm definitely with you on this though if it isn't.

td11 wrote:i took a shit today

to see if I still bleed
i focused on the pain
as I had nothing to read

WheelsFellOff wrote:

td11 wrote:i took a shit today

to see if I still bleed
i focused on the pain
as I had nothing to read

azrider wrote:

702 wrote:It's hard to take a public #$!&@ when it's just one stall and a urinal. Can't blend in any of the sounds and it's just you and another person. Have to wait to escape the stall until they exit the bathroom.

Most bathrooms that are in the 1 and 1 setup, I've found to be mostly lockable. But I'm definitely with you on this though if it isn't.

While this is true, I was in one that wasn't. Horrifying.

Think of pooping as performance art, and the person at the urinal as your audience

phatj wrote:Think of pooping as performance art, and the person at the urinal as your audience

I take pride in my work as much as anyone, but it's that very special time for oneself. It's meditation for the common man.

I just wanted to take a quick one before going out. With the recently found discovery of wet wipes I don't have that need to shower afterwards. It wasn't much to talk about but it took me two flushes, three wet wipes and about a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe my ass. I didn't think it would end, I thought I was destined to wipe my ass for the rest of eternity.

I never used three wet wipes on my ass in one sitting and I know it's clean but it feels kinda funny. Could it be the goats milk and hyaluronic acid?

Nah I would focus on what's in the wipes

azrider wrote:I just wanted to take a quick one before going out. With the recently found discovery of wet wipes I don't have that need to shower afterwards. It wasn't much to talk about but it took me two flushes, three wet wipes and about a half a roll of toilet paper to wipe my ass. I didn't think it would end, I thought I was destined to wipe my ass for the rest of eternity.

I never used three wet wipes on my ass in one sitting and I know it's clean but it feels kinda funny. Could it be the goats milk and hyaluronic acid?

Instantly reminded me of this from Parks and Rec:

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=RT5ibQ3aMT4

how are you gonna be conscientious enough to turn the bathroom light out but not to flush

not flushing is criminal.

pretty awful to look at some one else's poop that has been soaking in a bowl for who knows how long

CalvinBall wrote:not flushing is criminal.

pretty awful to look at some one else's poop that has been soaking in a bowl for who knows how long

in San Francisco there is human poop everywhere. well, all the neighborhoods at the bottom of hills, mostly. what a gross city that is.

Houshphandzadeh wrote:how are you gonna be conscientious enough to turn the bathroom light out but not to flush

Those in the know call that the "Trojan horse".

and then when you flush it, it smells awful. Hate non-flushers.

I wear my headphones around the house listening to music/podcasts etc.

It's hilarious how many times people seem to call when I'm on the toliet. I hit the mute button, flush, walk out and unmute.

Yee!! Thanks for keeping me company

702 wrote:I wear my headphones around the house listening to music/podcasts etc.

It's hilarious how many times people seem to call when I'm on the toliet. I hit the mute button, flush, walk out and unmute.

Yee!! Thanks for keeping me company

Usually all my deliveries come around 6-8pm... However if im on the shitter, that rule does not apply. It's like they know.

CalvinBall wrote:not flushing is criminal.

pretty awful to look at some one else's poop that has been soaking in a bowl for who knows how long

Someone pls tell this to my 3 year old