by Grotewold » Fri Jan 11, 2013 07:54:08
CalvinBall wrote:Some bigger girl and her friend at the bar decided I look like jack black. She then wanted me to go around with her and try to get other girls to give me oral sex on the spot by playing the I look like jack black card. She then said what if I play with your nipples will you do it then. I said no. She then jiggled my man boob.
Kill me.
by Soren » Fri Jan 11, 2013 07:56:10
by CalvinBall » Fri Jan 11, 2013 08:24:11
Slowhand wrote:CalvinBall wrote:Some bigger girl and her friend at the bar decided I look like jack black. She then wanted me to go around with her and try to get other girls to give me oral sex on the spot by playing the I look like jack black card. She then said what if I play with your nipples will you do it then. I said no. She then jiggled my man boob.
Kill me.
humblebrag
by PrattRules » Fri Jan 11, 2013 08:50:28
by Slowhand » Fri Jan 11, 2013 09:04:08
by Napalm » Fri Jan 11, 2013 09:07:06
by td11 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:15:14
by kruker » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:15:26
by Napalm » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:16:58
by kruker » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:22:34
by Grotewold » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:28:22
kruker wrote:Should have gone with the Jack Black thing and tried to nail the fatty. Take a shot of Cuervo and let 'er rip.
When the fish jumps out of the water and into your boat, your obliged to eat it.
by Woody » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:36:22
by kruker » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:39:05
by td11 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:39:41
