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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jan 11, 2013 16:15:56


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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Jan 11, 2013 16:22:13

That whale season thing had me laughing.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Grotewold » Fri Jan 11, 2013 16:29:27

Just found my first gray hair, above a sideburn

First piece of my ponytail

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Fri Jan 11, 2013 16:30:01

I have had a spot of gray hair for like 10 years.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Fri Jan 11, 2013 16:47:55

Aren't you 15?
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Nightman Cometh » Fri Jan 11, 2013 16:55:57

Yep.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Jan 11, 2013 17:02:49

He got into an accident and couldn't come to school.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Fri Jan 11, 2013 17:03:53

well, one kid had it worse than that
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby phatj » Fri Jan 11, 2013 19:23:23

There's a pizza/Indian food takeout place a few blocks from home. (for Bury Me: Snappy's, Broad St. & Park Ave in Lansdale.) Weird combination, but their pizza is pretty good I think, and I just had chicken tikka masala for the first time. Will be making soon.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Jan 11, 2013 19:28:50

its good. make that homeade naan

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Jan 11, 2013 19:30:39

Got home from work, and was surprised to discover no one home. We're supposed to go to a party tonight, and need to know if I should change or not.
Be Bold!

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Grotewold » Fri Jan 11, 2013 19:31:22

TenuredVulture wrote:Got home from work, and was surprised to discover no one home.


Now we're havin TV time

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Jan 11, 2013 19:32:21

Grotewold wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Got home from work, and was surprised to discover no one home.


Now we're havin TV time


Well, I can't rub one out or anything, because they could come home any minute. In fact, I think I hear them now.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Grotewold » Fri Jan 11, 2013 19:32:56

NBC News often discusses epidemics with this Dr. Nancy Snyderman. But there is no epidemic out there that scares me more than Dr. Nancy Snyderman

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Grotewold » Fri Jan 11, 2013 19:33:41

TenuredVulture wrote:
Grotewold wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Got home from work, and was surprised to discover no one home.


Now we're havin TV time


Well, I can't rub one out or anything, because they could come home any minute. In fact, I think I hear them now.


Don't leave it in the VCR

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Jan 11, 2013 19:34:45

TenuredVulture wrote:
Grotewold wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Got home from work, and was surprised to discover no one home.


Now we're havin TV time


Well, I can't rub one out or anything, because they could come home any minute. In fact, I think I hear them now.


This is why you need a cell phone! You could call the wife, get an eta, and hit up xnxx, all from your phone!

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby phatj » Fri Jan 11, 2013 19:36:13

Siri, do I have time to jerk off?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Grotewold » Fri Jan 11, 2013 19:37:18

phatj wrote:Siri, do I have time to jerk off?


You. are. getting too old for this?

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby td11 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 19:43:18

Grotewold wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Grotewold wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Got home from work, and was surprised to discover no one home.


Now we're havin TV time


Well, I can't rub one out or anything, because they could come home any minute. In fact, I think I hear them now.


Don't leave it in the VCR


:lol:
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby PrattRules » Fri Jan 11, 2013 20:46:29

At lunch today, I went to a pizza place to grab a cheesesteak. I ordered in front of the register and expected to pay immediately. I was a little surprised when the guy told me to take a seat and he would bring it out to me. He brought it out to me (assumed I was eating in) and then asked what I wanted to drink. After I was done, I went to the cashier, told them what I ordered, and paid. Was I supposed to tip that guy who brought the food and drink out to me? I didn't feel like I was being waited on. It was so surreal. I left a buck in the tip jar.
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