Doll Is Mine wrote:I'm happy to report that I will be having dinner with my wonderful partner and his sister (and her handsome husband) tomorrow night. One big happy family.
Really.
I am so proud of you.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by azrider » Sat Jan 12, 2013 01:33:47
I am so proud of you.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Doll Is Mine » Sat Jan 12, 2013 01:35:58
azrider wrote:Doll Is Mine wrote:I'm happy to report that I will be having dinner with my wonderful partner and his sister (and her handsome husband) tomorrow night. One big happy family.
Really.
I am so proud of you.
Wanna have sex?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by azrider » Sat Jan 12, 2013 01:49:48
I got so Fuck ed at the drive-thru... my dad is 6'2, mom 5'6... Azrider is 5'8. all of my cousins female included are taller than me. Wtf... Is up with that?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by The Nightman Cometh » Sat Jan 12, 2013 01:50:31
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by azrider » Sat Jan 12, 2013 01:51:07
Doll Is Mine wrote:azrider wrote:Doll Is Mine wrote:I'm happy to report that I will be having dinner with my wonderful partner and his sister (and her handsome husband) tomorrow night. One big happy family.
Really.
I am so proud of you.
Wanna have sex?
Would have to clear it with the gf first.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by 702 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 04:55:47
Doll Is Mine wrote:azrider wrote:Doll Is Mine wrote:I'm happy to report that I will be having dinner with my wonderful partner and his sister (and her handsome husband) tomorrow night. One big happy family.
Really.
I am so proud of you.
Wanna have sex?
I'm in.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Wizlah » Sat Jan 12, 2013 07:20:36
just realise that everytime I see phatj's name now, my head thinks alt-j.
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard.
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Wizlah » Sat Jan 12, 2013 07:24:54
Resilience. It's a great word, but I guarantee I will soon want to panel people for using it ALL THE FUCKING TIME, just like legacy. I'm writing a funding application right now, and the fucking thing reeks resilience.
I hate it when cool words become words de jour. fucking shite.
Legacy, mind, that was always a poxy little word. Reeks of largesse, ego and careful contemplation of how-far-up-your-own-arsehole-you'll-be-able-to-crawl-in-the-future-whilst-patting-yourself-on-the-back.
I hate it when cool words become words de jour. fucking shite.
Legacy, mind, that was always a poxy little word. Reeks of largesse, ego and careful contemplation of how-far-up-your-own-arsehole-you'll-be-able-to-crawl-in-the-future-whilst-patting-yourself-on-the-back.
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard.
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Wizlah » Sat Jan 12, 2013 07:30:53
Really think lance armstrong should go into acting. All the pics now totally nail remorse whilst retaining the trademark resolution and determination. Guy has tons of range for such a stony face.
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard.
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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JT - I've arguably been to a worse wedding. There was a cash bar
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by SK790 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 07:35:37
Wizlah wrote:just realise that everytime I see phatj's name now, my head thinks alt-j.
I like teh waether
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Wizlah » Sat Jan 12, 2013 07:44:14
is it wrong to get grumpy about the presence of the phrase 'corporate objectives' in an arts funding application to a government body? how the fuck can ye guys have corporate objectives when you're not a FUCKING CORPORATION.
We'll leave aside the whole grimy business of why you'd want to emulate corporate objectives when they are by definition the aims of large businesses, organisations by definition not devoted to the same aims as national government body dedicated to investing in the arts.
Fucking poxy idiocy.
We'll leave aside the whole grimy business of why you'd want to emulate corporate objectives when they are by definition the aims of large businesses, organisations by definition not devoted to the same aims as national government body dedicated to investing in the arts.
Fucking poxy idiocy.
WFO-That face implies the bottle is destined for something nonstandard.
Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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Woddy:to smash in her old face
WFO-You went to a dark place there friend.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Soren » Sat Jan 12, 2013 08:26:01
TenuredVulture wrote:Maybe I'm not remembering correctly, Soren, but I seem to recall you're not a big guy. Ten pounds might be tough for you. Me, on the other hand, I can lose ten pounds with one good dump.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Wizlah » Sat Jan 12, 2013 08:38:06
hahahaha. Seriously considered the phrase 'promoting scottish literary values internationally'. HAHAHAHAHAAAA.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Bucky » Sun Jan 13, 2013 00:04:30
how about for in-person credit card purchases, you can sign up for a system whereby the credit card company knows your whereabouts courtesy of your smartphone, and if a transaction is attempted where you're not known to be, it gets declined??
Of course, wouldn't help for online fraud, and many will decline due to 'big brother' fears, but....
Of course, wouldn't help for online fraud, and many will decline due to 'big brother' fears, but....
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by The Dude » Sun Jan 13, 2013 00:05:53
plus you could lose phone with your wallet/card, gps could have really crappy service then. i'd rather they just ask for my id
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Doll Is Mine » Sun Jan 13, 2013 01:00:00
I absolutely adore my partner's sister. We had such a wonderful time at dinner. Her husband, I can take or leave however.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by WheelsFellOff » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:09:37
Sister might get upset if you took him.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Bucky » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:26:39
patent filing in progress (not kidding!)
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Woody » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:29:19
Apple just sued you
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by PrattRules » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:33:54
Two advantages to being sick:
1. Only spent 9 bucks on beer this weekend.
2. Got plenty of sleep.
1. Only spent 9 bucks on beer this weekend.
2. Got plenty of sleep.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza
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