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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:38:02

doesn't everyone put it on their ham sammiches??

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby drsmooth » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:40:25

Bucky wrote:doesn't everyone put it on their ham sammiches??


turkey, bacon, pb makes a great sandwich filling
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:40:26

BigEd76 wrote:Violating the half+7 rule eh


Had to look that up. My upper limit is deceased, apparently.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:40:27

PB is kinda like the letter Y.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:40:43

I guess the vast majority of the time I use it, it's half the non-bread part of my sandwich, so it's probably not

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby drsmooth » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:41:39

swishnicholson wrote:
BigEd76 wrote:Violating the half+7 rule eh


Had to look that up. My upper limit is deceased, apparently.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby swishnicholson » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:44:54

Houshphandzadeh wrote:peanut butter is the only condiment I'll eat straight


Well, maybe honey, too, in very small amounts.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby BigEd76 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:50:29

What about BBQ sauce?

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:52:20

BigEd76 wrote:What about BBQ sauce?

in grade school, I used to think it was funny to eat it right out of the packets at Burger King, but now I think it needs a little something to go with it

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:53:13

darn, i broke that rule a lot back in the day :(

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:54:25

#notatallhumblebrag

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:56:44

apparently I broke the rule when dating my future wife
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Mon Jan 14, 2013 13:04:03

does your current wife know about her

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby laf837 » Mon Jan 14, 2013 13:19:46

Not feeling that lower limit
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 14, 2013 13:21:46

more of a guideline than a rule

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Youseff » Mon Jan 14, 2013 13:30:04

laf837 wrote:Not feeling that lower limit


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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby drsmooth » Mon Jan 14, 2013 13:51:32

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Jan 14, 2013 14:11:26

drsmooth wrote:
Bucky wrote:doesn't everyone put it on their ham sammiches??


turkey, bacon, pb makes a great sandwich filling

PB, lebanon bologna, muenster on potato wheat is a fav of mine
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Jan 14, 2013 14:15:18

http://news.yahoo.com/germany-robbers-d ... 45094.html

okay sure it is bad that it was thievery but I have to say it's cool when you rob like they do in the movies
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 14, 2013 14:35:48

Heteros have too many rules.

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