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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby JUburton » Tue Jan 15, 2013 15:51:48

Grotewold wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:Also grabbed a Comcast Flyers poster from the freezing kids who were handing them out along the street. Calvin maybe?


Should of whistled "I Dreamed a Dream" to find out
we talkin anne hathaway?

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 15, 2013 15:59:25

they say every cell in our body is different after 7 years. Then how come tattoos don't go away

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 15, 2013 16:02:20

I want to get a professional sketch done of myself, but I can't afford it. I think I'll just go hold up a convenience store and then get my free sketch off the internet.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Tue Jan 15, 2013 16:06:09

Bucky wrote:I want to get a professional sketch done of myself, but I can't afford it. I think I'll just go hold up a convenience store and then get my free sketch off the internet.



less than $50 at the ball park
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bill McNeal » Tue Jan 15, 2013 16:09:24

CalvinBall wrote:really messed up. still have three weeks left in my billing cycle and got a text saying that i have used 65 percent of my data already. i turned off wifi over the weekend and forgot about it. two nights ago i went on a youtube kick watching videos of flash mobs, the friendly kind. that really did me in.

It's only $10 for an extra gig of data (on AT&T). Where those flash mob videos worth $10 Calvin?

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 15, 2013 16:11:07

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
Bucky wrote:I want to get a professional sketch done of myself, but I can't afford it. I think I'll just go hold up a convenience store and then get my free sketch off the internet.



less than $50 at the ball park


yeah, they don't keep much cash in those registers, so I'll stick with the convenience store

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Tue Jan 15, 2013 18:44:15

Bars should not be allowed to play 'everybody hurts'

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Tue Jan 15, 2013 18:50:00

Followed by 'let her cry'

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 15, 2013 18:51:12

why are you in a bar surfing the internet at 5:50

are you single again

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Tue Jan 15, 2013 18:52:36

Eating a salad waiting for bowling to start up

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jan 15, 2013 18:54:03

go buy the sad dude/chick a shot

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Tue Jan 15, 2013 18:54:52

or at least some croutons

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Tue Jan 15, 2013 18:58:57

Damn, golddigger was just on...Kanye may as well news rapping bout himself

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Jan 15, 2013 20:46:56

Bucky wrote:they say every cell in our body is different after 7 years. Then how come tattoos don't go away



because it's not true that every cell in our body is different every 7 years. Liars
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Jan 15, 2013 20:49:25

But speaking of riddles, if moths like light so much, why don' they come out during the day?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Jan 15, 2013 20:50:20

oh, and why do Oreo cookies get soft when they get stale, but other cookies get hard? Is it because they are hard to begin with?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby PrattRules » Tue Jan 15, 2013 20:57:38

Bucky wrote:I want to get a professional sketch done of myself, but I can't afford it. I think I'll just go hold up a convenience store and then get my free sketch off the internet.


If you get a portrait of yourself sitting in a dune buggy, the price lowers dramatically.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby z ipper » Tue Jan 15, 2013 21:18:47

just went down a long youtube-road rage wormhole. people are fucking crazy. like legitimate attempts to kill motorcyclists crazy.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby SK790 » Tue Jan 15, 2013 21:48:44

they were probably asking for it.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Savior » Tue Jan 15, 2013 22:07:03

swishnicholson wrote:Chick-Fil-A cow was out waving to people on Black Horse Pike this afternoon. That's so gay.


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