Don't hate, fellate...random people

Don't hate, fellate...random people

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 07, 2013 14:42:59

Got tested today. Yay.

I think I get tested for STDs much too often. I only get tested twice a year but it seems like six months fly by.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 07, 2013 14:43:46

my shit is CLEAN.

my dating history is weird though
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Jan 07, 2013 14:45:32

Is this a philandering thread?
So far the Eagles have been unable willing to at least make a good will jester - Garry Cobb, Professional Sportswriter

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 07, 2013 14:45:40

Soren wrote:my shit is CLEAN.

my dating history is weird though


Do you get tested?

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Jan 07, 2013 14:46:11

Every day is a test.
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jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Jan 07, 2013 14:46:13

stop using glory holes?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Napalm » Mon Jan 07, 2013 14:50:21

rub some dirt on it

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Grotewold » Mon Jan 07, 2013 14:54:50

brutal

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Slowhand » Mon Jan 07, 2013 15:00:39

I took a rather large chunk of my fingertip off with the cheese grater this morning.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 07, 2013 15:01:33

Doll Is Mine wrote:
Soren wrote:my #$!&@ is CLEAN.

my dating history is weird though


Do you get tested?


I did when my current fiancée went on the pill.

I met my exwife when I was 18, she was a virgin. I got divorced when I was a 25, dated very little then met saves the world. She had never dated before.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 07, 2013 15:03:18

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:stop using glory holes?

Napalm wrote:rub some dirt on it

Grotewold wrote:brutal

Slowhand wrote:I took a rather large chunk of my fingertip off with the cheese grater this morning.

Napalm wrote:rub some dirt on it

Grotewold wrote:brutal
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 07, 2013 15:04:03

Slowhand wrote:I took a rather large chunk of my fingertip off with the cheese grater this morning.


Fellate it.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Jan 07, 2013 15:08:35

be honest, is it easier getting laid as a single gay man than a single hetero man?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 07, 2013 15:13:45

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:be honest, is it easier getting laid as a single gay man than a single hetero man?


Probably as a gay man, only because two men require very little wooing or convincing. The next time I wine and dine a man or vice versa will be the first time.

I pity my hetero friends. Poor dudes put too much effort for a simple handjob if that even.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Jan 07, 2013 15:20:12

Doll Is Mine wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:be honest, is it easier getting laid as a single gay man than a single hetero man?


Probably as a gay man, only because two men require very little wooing or convincing. The next time I wine and dine a man or vice versa will be the first time.

I pity my hetero friends. Poor dudes put too much effort for a simple handjob if that even.


so how does it work? You just ask if you can get a handy?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Mon Jan 07, 2013 15:28:25

The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:be honest, is it easier getting laid as a single gay man than a single hetero man?


Probably as a gay man, only because two men require very little wooing or convincing. The next time I wine and dine a man or vice versa will be the first time.

I pity my hetero friends. Poor dudes put too much effort for a simple handjob if that even.


so how does it work? You just ask if you can get a handy?


:lol:

Pretty much. Gay couples communicate much differently than do hetero couples.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Jan 07, 2013 15:34:59

damn my heterosexual genes
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Youseff » Mon Jan 07, 2013 15:50:03

the board seems really slow to me lately
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 07, 2013 15:57:41

Youseff wrote:the board seems really slow to me lately

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jan 07, 2013 16:12:09

Doll Is Mine wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:
The Crimson Cyclone wrote:be honest, is it easier getting laid as a single gay man than a single hetero man?


Probably as a gay man, only because two men require very little wooing or convincing. The next time I wine and dine a man or vice versa will be the first time.

I pity my hetero friends. Poor dudes put too much effort for a simple handjob if that even.


so how does it work? You just ask if you can get a handy?


:lol:

Pretty much. Gay couples communicate much differently than do hetero couples.


Why can't a woman be more like a man?
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