Don't hate, fellate...random people

Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:18:54

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Wasn't your last girl nuts

which one and yeah
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:20:30

somehow i went from "way too few girls to have slept with" to "god dammit what the fuck are you doing idiot"
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:21:43

thought you had a gf, or maybe i missed the breakup memo
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Dude » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:22:53

prudes and braggarts
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:23:49

you married and your sperm is virile. the biggest brag of all. who knows if my boys are swimmin' laps
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Dude » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:24:27

bahahaha yeah
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby drsmooth » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:27:25

td11 wrote:story and photo together are a MOMA exhibit


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I no shit stared at that pic for a few seconds wondering was it some sort of embassy flying those funny flags out front
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:30:46

pacino wrote:thought you had a gf, or maybe i missed the breakup memo


i do, i meant prior to her. maybe it's humblebraggy i guess. there are a lot of things i wouldn't do again
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby PrattRules » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:30:56

My youtube has been sucking lately.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:35:41

Houshphandzadeh wrote:speaking of women being more like men, a bunch of my friends live on the ground floor of this big apartment building and there's this chick that lives upstairs who has always seemed kind of unfriendly but tolerates our constant partying. so last week one of them is up at 4:30 a.m. or so getting ready for work and he hears all this non-stop banging and screaming and shouting, really loud and intense. it goes on for almost a half hour until someone knocks on the door, he opens it, and it's two cops and the girl in handcuffs and they hand him (over a felled table) the keys to her apartment and tell him to feed her dog for the next few days. turns out (via another friend who works in grocery with her) that she'd been taking testosterone for some reason and basically roided out and destroyed her whole apartment and the lobby. good story, bro!

these are the clothes she threw out of her window:
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what street?

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Dude » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:36:05

looks like TWO STREET down the way
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:37:56

Locust between 20 and 21

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:43:58

i thought it was that block. i would of guessed with that group it would have been them instead of someone upstairs

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Rev_Beezer » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:49:40

but I don't wanna fellate random people
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:50:21

sorry, gotta. on your kneees rev
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby PrattRules » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:56:13

I'm pretty good at flipping between two sports games and catching everything important. Pretty sure it's in all men's genes.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:58:21

jamiethekiller wrote:i thought it was that block. i would of guessed with that group it would have been them instead of someone upstairs

Amazing, right? Can't believe they haven't gotten the boot.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby bury me » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:59:31

ah, fellate means sing ds

thanks beezer

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby SK790 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 22:06:57

the shame i got from the old rt thread was enough to make me wash my bedding today. thanks for making me productive, jerks.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby PrattRules » Mon Jan 07, 2013 22:08:57

I'm terrified when I have to use my horn on the road. Usually avoid even if the guy is sitting at the green light for 3-4 seconds.
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