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Postby The Dude » Mon Jan 07, 2013 16:14:24

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 07, 2013 16:20:21

speaking of women being more like men, a bunch of my friends live on the ground floor of this big apartment building and there's this chick that lives upstairs who has always seemed kind of unfriendly but tolerates our constant partying. so last week one of them is up at 4:30 a.m. or so getting ready for work and he hears all this non-stop banging and screaming and shouting, really loud and intense. it goes on for almost a half hour until someone knocks on the door, he opens it, and it's two cops and the girl in handcuffs and they hand him (over a felled table) the keys to her apartment and tell him to feed her dog for the next few days. turns out (via another friend who works in grocery with her) that she'd been taking testosterone for some reason and basically roided out and destroyed her whole apartment and the lobby. good story, bro!

these are the clothes she threw out of her window:
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby td11 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 16:30:43

story and photo together are a MOMA exhibit
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby td11 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 16:31:11

kinda love the way the buildings came out in that pic
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Jan 07, 2013 16:32:49

Also, there's the apartment for rent sign.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Mon Jan 07, 2013 16:32:50

that really is a great pic

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Napalm » Mon Jan 07, 2013 16:33:35

is she hot? im going to guess no

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 07, 2013 16:42:20

hard to tell since she shaves her head

nevermind, no it's not

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby laf837 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 16:43:42

nice street.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby WheelsFellOff » Mon Jan 07, 2013 17:24:52

Napalm wrote:is she hot? im going to guess no

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 07, 2013 17:28:28

Sprint doesn't want me back on the grid. I'm too dangerous.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 07, 2013 19:54:07

I always underestimate how crazy trader joes can get on a weekday after work

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby PrattRules » Mon Jan 07, 2013 19:55:22

Just has a spaghetti dinner and didn't get any on my white work shirt. Pretty pumped about that.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Mon Jan 07, 2013 19:58:04

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I always underestimate how crazy trader joes can get on a weekday after work


that's why you should go to klein's

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 07, 2013 20:01:52

Not cheap, middling selection

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby smitty » Mon Jan 07, 2013 20:10:28

PrattRules wrote:Just has a spaghetti dinner and didn't get any on my white work shirt. Pretty pumped about that.


Why are you eating dinner in your work shirt are you Dick Van Dyke?

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby PrattRules » Mon Jan 07, 2013 20:51:21

smitty wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Just has a spaghetti dinner and didn't get any on my white work shirt. Pretty pumped about that.


Why are you eating dinner in your work shirt are you Dick Van Dyke?


1. Yes
2. I just came home and it was on the table. (the fire's cooking)
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby PrattRules » Mon Jan 07, 2013 20:54:12

Always a moral victory when I click on the "that's what she said" thread and I'm not quoted. (Nobody quote the previous post.)
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby bury me » Mon Jan 07, 2013 20:57:12

what exactly is fellate

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby smitty » Mon Jan 07, 2013 20:57:30

PrattRules wrote:
smitty wrote:
PrattRules wrote:Just has a spaghetti dinner and didn't get any on my white work shirt. Pretty pumped about that.


Why are you eating dinner in your work shirt are you Dick Van Dyke?


1. Yes
2. I just came home and it was on the table. (the fire's cooking)


Well give my best to Laura and Richie.

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