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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Slowhand » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:01:05

WheelsFellOff wrote:Image


I suggest you all not scroll this page to the point where this thing's arms and up are cut off by your browser window. Don't do it. I warned you.
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Philly the Kid » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:02:19

Houshphandzadeh wrote:speaking of women being more like men, a bunch of my friends live on the ground floor of this big apartment building and there's this chick that lives upstairs who has always seemed kind of unfriendly but tolerates our constant partying. so last week one of them is up at 4:30 a.m. or so getting ready for work and he hears all this non-stop banging and screaming and shouting, really loud and intense. it goes on for almost a half hour until someone knocks on the door, he opens it, and it's two cops and the girl in handcuffs and they hand him (over a felled table) the keys to her apartment and tell him to feed her dog for the next few days. turns out (via another friend who works in grocery with her) that she'd been taking testosterone for some reason and basically roided out and destroyed her whole apartment and the lobby. good story, bro!

these are the clothes she threw out of her window:
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Nice tale.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:02:42

Looks like a sparkling butt hole

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:03:01

it's gonna take me a long time to adjust to both having time for breakfast before work and being able to go to lunch for an hour whenever i want. today i had breakfast then ate a late lunch. now in some no man's land because i'm not super hungry but i know i will be before i go to bed. at that point it'll be too late to eat without sleeping like garbage and basically turning dinner into empty calories.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Philly the Kid » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:04:08

Doll Is Mine wrote:Got tested today. Yay.

I think I get tested for STDs much too often. I only get tested twice a year but it seems like six months fly by.



I got tested in Sept, cause I got a new serious lady -- and it's always a relief and nice to get the clean report card (her too!) :-D

(especially since I had banged like 7 new women between May and July)

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:04:57

smdh
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Slowhand » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:05:08

slow few months for the Kid, eh?
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby PrattRules » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:08:13

This thread is starting to bring it.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:10:46

ive never gotten tested. i dont bang gutter trash.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Dude » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:11:12

that's uncalled for
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:11:15

well la dee da
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Barry Jive » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:11:45

actually yeah also that's kinda fucked, dude
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:13:18

meh
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Dude » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:14:06

you''ve changed ever since you almost put your name on a mortgage
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:14:39

bury me wrote:what exactly is fellate


oh boy.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:15:21

just dont see the excitement in 7 ladies in 12 weeks
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Dude » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:17:06

don't knock it til you try it
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:17:24

Wasn't your last girl nuts

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:18:41

The Dude wrote:don't knock it til you try it

ill report back in 2 months
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Soren » Mon Jan 07, 2013 21:18:54

whose wasn't AMIRITE lol
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