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Don't hate, fellate...random people
Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Soren » Fri Jan 11, 2013 22:12:09
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Doll Is Mine » Fri Jan 11, 2013 22:17:58
I'm happy to report that I will be having dinner with my wonderful partner and his sister (and her handsome husband) tomorrow night. One big happy family.
Really.
Really.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Soren » Fri Jan 11, 2013 22:20:22
I want to lose 10 lbs
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by SK790 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 22:22:17
then do it
I like teh waether
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Doll Is Mine » Fri Jan 11, 2013 22:23:40
Where there's a will, there's a way.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Slowhand » Fri Jan 11, 2013 22:24:37
don't bother
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by phatj » Fri Jan 11, 2013 22:31:31
Soren wrote:I want to lose 10 lbs
amputate an arm
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Soren » Fri Jan 11, 2013 22:40:53
if I wanted to amputate something that weighed 10 lbs [dick joke]
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Woody » Fri Jan 11, 2013 22:42:12
don't eat bread or sugar for a couple weeks
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Soren » Fri Jan 11, 2013 23:09:43
who can honestly do that.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by Slowhand » Fri Jan 11, 2013 23:17:16
get the flu it's easier
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by SK790 » Fri Jan 11, 2013 23:30:43
i've come to the realization if i didn't drink for 2 months i'd lose at least 15 pounds. damn my weak will.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by TenuredVulture » Fri Jan 11, 2013 23:41:52
Maybe I'm not remembering correctly, Soren, but I seem to recall you're not a big guy. Ten pounds might be tough for you. Me, on the other hand, I can lose ten pounds with one good dump.
Be Bold!
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by SK790 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 00:09:18
If I remember anything from meeting Soren when driving to BSG III, and it's likely I don't, it's that he's 4'7" and weighs like 105.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by td11 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 00:27:57
I bet i weigh less than soren
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by bury me » Sat Jan 12, 2013 00:37:07
i weigh 162, my bones are starting to show in the worst ways. help
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by SK790 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 01:10:21
damn you skinny people. maybe one day i'll make it under 200.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by The Nightman Cometh » Sat Jan 12, 2013 01:17:52
bury me wrote:i weigh 162, my bones are starting to show in the worst ways. help
How tall are you?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by bury me » Sat Jan 12, 2013 01:26:55
6.1. but built like a neanderthal
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.
by azrider » Sat Jan 12, 2013 01:32:45
Doll Is Mine wrote:I'm happy to report that I will be having dinner with my wonderful partner and his sister (and her handsome husband) tomorrow night. One big happy family.
Really.
I am so proud of you.
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