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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Jan 10, 2013 18:54:39

Soren wrote:
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:lol:

Nice one.

I was gonna do the shorten your username to initials thing but it's not so good, actually.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Jan 10, 2013 19:11:53

I for one have a new appreciation for jazz hands.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby azrider » Thu Jan 10, 2013 19:44:30

and when i told my girl friend that she should accompany me back to the homeland over the summer to meet my family, she was so excited and gave me the biggest hug and kiss. i still haven't told my parents about the shaved head, gauged ears, piercings and tattoos. i'm thinking i should just save that as a surprise.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Doll Is Mine » Thu Jan 10, 2013 20:31:06

So I made the call and asked him if we're still on for dinner. This is exactly how the conversation went...

"Hey, so are we still on for dinner on Saturday?"

"I don't know."

"OK, well let me know. Bye."

Mind games don't work with me, homo!

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby The Dude » Thu Jan 10, 2013 20:32:18

you;re the one acting like a weirdo
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Slowhand » Thu Jan 10, 2013 20:40:58

Seriously. What mind games? It was a fair response from him for you getting all weird and non communicative about something that's not a big deal.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Thu Jan 10, 2013 20:51:31

you should say yes or no
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby pacino » Thu Jan 10, 2013 21:25:25

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english shouldn't have capped teeth, kate! embrace the genes
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby PrattRules » Thu Jan 10, 2013 21:38:18

So we're still all on for that BSG bachelor house?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Grotewold » Thu Jan 10, 2013 21:41:29

PrattRules wrote:So we're still all on for that BSG bachelor house?


Yea, I'm cool either way. I just have to run it by Marissa

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Jan 10, 2013 21:42:13

Am sick

Am eat soup

Am chug nyquil

Am sleep
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby azrider » Thu Jan 10, 2013 21:48:34

Did I see an Adams apple?

still take my chances and hit it.
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby phatj » Thu Jan 10, 2013 22:46:29

mickbayne wrote:Pretty sure it's from one of the Bring it On movies.

First one, jesus christ people, has nobody seen the classics
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby drsmooth » Fri Jan 11, 2013 00:03:08

TenuredVulture wrote:I for one have a new appreciation for jazz hands.


they have hands do they?
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby drsmooth » Fri Jan 11, 2013 00:04:05

azrider wrote:and when i told my girl friend that she should accompany me back to the homeland over the summer to meet my family, she was so excited and gave me the biggest hug and kiss. i still haven't told my parents about the shaved head, gauged ears, piercings and tattoos. i'm thinking i should just save that as a surprise.


"the homeland"?

dunno "gauged" ears; you kids & your body sculpting ways
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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby CalvinBall » Fri Jan 11, 2013 01:53:17

Some bigger girl and her friend at the bar decided I look like jack black. She then wanted me to go around with her and try to get other girls to give me oral sex on the spot by playing the I look like jack black card. She then said what if I play with your nipples will you do it then. I said no. She then jiggled my man boob.

Kill me.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Bucky » Fri Jan 11, 2013 03:53:42

Their first store, at the corner of "63rd and Market Street" in Philadelphia, was only a few feet wide. They were looking for a short name, and someone noticed Pep Valve Grinding Compound on the shelf.

Incidently, there were four founders, not three. Emanuel "Manny" Rosenfeld, Maurice "Moe" Strauss, Moe Radavitz and Graham "Jack" Jackson were the original Pep Boys. Moe Radavitz left the business shortly thereafter, and there was only one Moe when they renamed the business "Pep Boys Auto - Manny, Moe, and Jack" in 1923 and commissioned the caricatures.

Incidently, the drawings aren't of Manny, Moe, and Jack. Shortly after the name change, Jack left the business as well, and they replaced Jack's face with that of Isaac (Izzy) Strauss, Moe's brother. Izzy didn't stick around very long, either, and Murray Strauss, yet another brother, soon replaced him, but they kept using Jack's name and Izzy's face.


Their story remarkably sounds a lot like the three stooges

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby azrider » Fri Jan 11, 2013 04:38:49

CalvinBall wrote:Some bigger girl and her friend at the bar decided I look like jack black. She then wanted me to go around with her and try to get other girls to give me oral sex on the spot by playing the I look like jack black card. She then said what if I play with your nipples will you do it then. I said no. She then jiggled my man boob.

Kill me.


wait... this plan showed a whole lot of promise.

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Re: Don't hate, fellate...random people.

Postby Slowhand » Fri Jan 11, 2013 07:28:20

CalvinBall wrote:Some bigger girl and her friend at the bar decided I look like jack black. She then wanted me to go around with her and try to get other girls to give me oral sex on the spot by playing the I look like jack black card. She then said what if I play with your nipples will you do it then. I said no. She then jiggled my man boob.

Kill me.


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