TBF, I'm 6'4" and 240ish. This fine man mentioned that a bunch of young "niggas" were trying to suck his neck.

Yeah, I think we're just about the same size, though you presumably have a bit more muscle

What does that even mean? Like vampires? Or give him a hickey?

you guys are JERKS

jerseyhoya wrote:Yeah, I think we're just about the same size, though you presumably have a bit more muscle

What does that even mean? Like vampires? Or give him a hickey?

I'm assuming some fine young ladies at the bar wanted to affectionately suck on his neck. This all happened when I was in the bathroom, too. I feel like I have to lay this one out.

I was going to the bathroom while playing some random dude in pool at the bar down the street from me. I enter and make my way to the urinal, this burly dude on his phone stops me and looks me in the eye and says "we got a problem?". I say "no, you're good, I'm just trying to piss". He says "are you sure, because we step outside". I reassure him I'm just in there to urinate and he glares at me for about 5 seconds and say "alright". He hangs up and says to me while I'm mid-stream "good thing you didn't fuck with me some [fine young ladies] are trying to suck my neck out there and I didn't want them to think I'm a thug". Then he walked out.

He gave me a nice gentleman's head nod as I left. I thought it was a nice gesture.

Also, not sure about having more muscle than you. I do work out and stuff, but I'm not intimidating in the least.

my cousin mose wrote:you guys are JERKS

SHOULDA held it.

happy you're in one piece,SK. doubly pumpt that harry leroy doesn't really need an MRIzlle

i wasn't aware of MRI-gate. i would have brought that up in the men's room if i was.

jerseyhoya wrote:So there were 15 of us at dinner, and paying the check took at least 20 minutes. Four of the 15 paid by credit card. It was probably what hell feels like. And it was in between games so I couldn't even go to the bar to pretend to watch basketball. To be fair, when it got to the last person and they threw in, we had exactly the $636 that we owed. Which was impressive both because people paid what they owed and the sheer randomness of getting such a weird number right.

proud of you

my pregnant teen niece and her boyfriend just broke up. wonder how much she's regretting the decision to keep that baby now.

edgy

shoulda had that thing killed

when i covered music for the college paper my main source was this dude who booked weekly rock shows and had his own band he'd sub in as needed. the first time i talked to him about his own band i told him i liked their cover of a Neutral Milk Hotel song, which in retrospect was probably the sickest burn I could have possibly dropped on him

The most efficient way for the mob/CIA/FBI/whoever to get info would be to tie them in a room and put on sex and the city 2 for 15 minutes. I love Sunday mornings when my brothers fiancé has taken control of the tv.

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April Fools! SK790 beat the shit out of that meathead.

jamiethekiller wrote:my pregnant teen niece and her boyfriend just broke up. wonder how much she's regretting the decision to keep that baby now.

seems to happen a lot. guy looking to get out (he didnt want a child but you can barely FEEL IT with a raincoat, amirite fellas?!), lady emotional and rational and upset at him. sad times.

They should make a show about it and put it on MTV

Barry Jive wrote:when i covered music for the college paper my main source was this dude who booked weekly rock shows and had his own band he'd sub in as needed. the first time i talked to him about his own band i told him i liked their cover of a Neutral Milk Hotel song, which in retrospect was probably the sickest burn I could have possibly dropped on him

Hey Barry Jive. Was Muggs still playing the Sax in State College when you were there? He's even older than me but I don't think he ever left town.

i think i get more hungover when i have 4-5 beers than when i have 8-10. what the fuck, liver