jamiethekiller wrote:there goes wheels underpants

Luckily I was taking a leak at the time and was able to close the exhaust port and drop trou before catastrophic failure.

I think you got some in your hair

What if this was all just an elaborate setup so that Housh could tangentially call me a shithead.

technically, he called you a shithair.

Tangents.

Phan In Phlorida wrote:

Youseff wrote:I remember English teachers encouraging me to use words other than "get" but it's synonyms can be so pretentious sounding.

"Woman, procure me a beer" just doesn't sound right.

Drinking some coffee and watching baseball on a beautiful day. Doesn't get much better than this.

Phan In Phlorida wrote:

Youseff wrote:I remember English teachers encouraging me to use words other than "get" but it's synonyms can be so pretentious sounding.

"Woman, procure me a beer" just doesn't sound right.

Fetch

once I start thinking in the Michael Caine voice (via Steve Coogan in the The Trip) I can't stop for the rest of the day

I'm re-reading this sentence to myself in the voice

I can't do Michael Caine. OTOH:

good news everyone!

it sure gets tiresome saying "my aunt's boyfriend" over and over, but he ain't my uncle so what can you do

Soren wrote:I can't do Michael Caine. OTOH:

good news everyone!

I agree with this, btw

left work early to come home and watch tv. fkyr

feel like we've been on 50 pages w/ this thread for ever

what's the thinking behind the 50 page limit?

not that I mind this title, but if we're gonna keep it ramblin' on, we've had better

ate that rack of ribs today at lunch. not sure if i should eat some junk food or not now.

whats good for tonight guys

i'm going to sit at home and think up new random thoughts thread titles.

Too late.