National Kick a Random Thought Day

by **Soren** » Wed May 12, 2010 10:39:29

Here's a foosball table!

(ps I doinked your sister in law lol, how bout that?)

by **uncle milt** » Wed May 12, 2010 11:27:02

Grotewold wrote:What is a good "Thanks for letting me crash at your house for a night" gift for a good buddy of yours from college and his pregnant wife who doesn't like you

i guarantee that showing up with a case of beer and a system that plays old nintendo games is the answer.

by **Phight On!** » Wed May 12, 2010 15:10:21

I'm sure Hallmark has a "Sorry I Fucked Your Sister" card.

by **Trent Steele** » Wed May 12, 2010 15:12:24

Woody wrote:Bang her sister like you're packing a

Yankee candle

by **MrsVox** » Wed May 12, 2010 15:26:14

Went on VoxJr's field trip to the zoo today. Interesting things:

There's a guy in the Philly area who completely could pass for Jason Werth, power beard and all. I had to triple take, and remind myself that they are in Denver.

I really couldn't believe the amount of candy and sugar these kids were downing. Moms were carrying around bags of candy to hand out, and other kids were given full-size candy bars or other packages of candy in their lunch. Plus the fruit-flavored water drinks.

by **Phight On!** » Wed May 12, 2010 20:25:30

uncle milt wrote:i was the hardest thrower (and only closer) in my league when i was nine, and beaned a girl square in the back in a playoff game.

I hit a double and when I slid, the second basemen accidentally stepped on my wrist and it hurt like a bitch. A batter or two later got a hit and as I was coming home I slid and the catcher either stepped on it or his knee or elbow landed on the same hand/wrist (you weren't allowed to just truck the catcher or else I would have). My coach told me he was moving me from 1B to pitch the last inning even though I told him my wrist was killing me. He told me to throw some warm-up pitches and see how I felt. It still hurt but we only needed 3 outs and I thought I could pitch through it. I ended up hitting 3 batters in a row and got ejected- that was the last game I ever played (aside from home run derby with my friends).

I don't think I ever threw harder than 70, if that.

by **SK790** » Wed May 12, 2010 21:01:58

I threw 75 2 years ago. Haven't touched a baseball in a year, though.

by **Shore** » Wed May 12, 2010 21:15:40

Grotewold wrote:Yes but not in a villainous way

foosball table in the lead

Give her the videotape you made.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed May 12, 2010 22:52:12

i was the youngest player in the all-star game when i was 10. i started at third base and made the first putout of the game on a catch over the rail running backward. i'm certain i was an OPS machine the next year but that's the best play i've ever made.

by **td11** » Wed May 12, 2010 22:57:43

just lost our last softball game on a 2 out, 2 run walkoff triple :cry:

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Thu May 13, 2010 01:01:47

Grotewold wrote:Yes but not in a villainous way

by **gpicaro** » Thu May 13, 2010 11:33:34

I haven't been able to stop thinking about Salt Water Taffy since yesterday thanks to that rat bastard TMac

by **Phight On!** » Thu May 13, 2010 12:07:49

Grotewold wrote:Yes but not in a villainous way

How exactly do you define "villainous"?

Would that be like having a nefarious plan to bang her in an extremely uncomfortable place (like the back of a Volkswagen)?

by **WheelsFellOff** » Thu May 13, 2010 12:25:24

Didn't you see the Snidely Whiplash picture? He meant he didn't tie her down to the train tracks or threaten her with a cannonball bomb.

by **gpicaro** » Thu May 13, 2010 13:27:12

by **uncle milt** » Thu May 13, 2010 14:22:10

dilemma: super fancy boss just came down and asked me to be part of a photo shoot tomorrow for something they're putting together for a corporate finance offsite event (beats me). a professional photographer is coming in and everything. i have a flyers playoff beard going that is somewhere between moses and an avett brother. do i shave it the morning of game seven, or look like a straight up hobo in business clothes for this thing that all of our management and execs will be seeing?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu May 13, 2010 14:23:33

will there be any job repercussions if you don't cut it or will you just look goofy in the photo? if it's just the latter, don't shave it

by **Trent Steele** » Thu May 13, 2010 14:25:36

uncle milt wrote:dilemma: super fancy boss just came down and asked me to be part of a photo shoot tomorrow for something they're putting together for a corporate finance offsite event (beats me). a professional photographer is coming in and everything. i have a flyers playoff beard going that is somewhere between moses and an avett brother. do i shave it the morning of game seven, or look like a straight up hobo in business clothes for this thing that all of our management and execs will be seeing?

unfortunately, you know the correct answer already

by **gpicaro** » Thu May 13, 2010 14:27:29

If you shave that thing off and they lose then you get full blame

by **TenuredVulture** » Thu May 13, 2010 14:27:56

Seems to me they probably choose you because of the beard. I wouldn't dare shave it now.

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