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Postby Phight On! » Sat May 15, 2010 04:13:44

td11 wrote:dude are you gonna step out of the penthouse and join us at the bsg outing on 6/26?


I'm in but I definitely can't drink. Seriously not even 1 beer. If you see me with one please punch me in the face.

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Postby Wizlah » Sat May 15, 2010 07:06:10

Phight On! wrote:
td11 wrote:dude are you gonna step out of the penthouse and join us at the bsg outing on 6/26?


I'm in but I definitely can't drink. Seriously not even 1 beer. If you see me with one please punch me in the face.


they're gonna have to come up with a better plan then that. Show me the man who can floor you with one punch, I'll show you a goddamn SUPER HERO.

Also, many people might be scared.
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Postby Wizlah » Sat May 15, 2010 07:19:55

after a worrying dearth of proofing work, I'm back on track with a thriller set in elizabethan times, all bout dr john dee. and walsingham shows up in the first couple of pages, being all scary and spymastery.

deadly.
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Postby drsmooth » Sat May 15, 2010 08:02:39

swishnicholson wrote:
uncle milt wrote:that's quite a name


There's competition, though


oh. ohmygod. omigod, omigod. swish, this is incredible.
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Postby Wizlah » Sat May 15, 2010 08:23:39

drsmooth wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:
uncle milt wrote:that's quite a name


There's competition, though


oh. ohmygod. omigod, omigod. swish, this is incredible.


Holy dogs bollix. He actually says 'onomastic Augean Stables'. I hope mrs smooth has washed all your undercrackers. You keep reading that site, she'll be needing to build a goddamn pants factory.
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Postby drsmooth » Sat May 15, 2010 10:08:35

Wizlah wrote:Holy dogs bollix. He actually says 'onomastic Augean Stables'. I hope mrs smooth has washed all your undercrackers. You keep reading that site, she'll be needing to build a goddamn pants factory.


While "Furious Bradley" fits your BSG M.O., I have you down for "God's Power Offor"
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Postby VFB » Sat May 15, 2010 11:32:11

Live it up people. Today is one of the 5 or 10 nice days we get all year. (65-75 degrees, not raining, less than 50% humidity). When I was a kid we used to get like 90 of these (AKA spring and fall). /ptk

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sat May 15, 2010 13:49:27

drsmooth wrote:
Wizlah wrote:Holy dogs bollix. He actually says 'onomastic Augean Stables'. I hope mrs smooth has washed all your undercrackers. You keep reading that site, she'll be needing to build a goddamn pants factory.


While "Furious Bradley" fits your BSG M.O., I have you down for "God's Power Offor"

With the sirname "Schwinghammer", first name options can be limited.

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Postby BigEd76 » Sat May 15, 2010 14:14:28

whoa SNY just showed up on FiOS.....channel 96 in Lower Bucks. Says I gotta subscribe to it though... :|

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Postby SK790 » Sat May 15, 2010 18:57:29

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
drsmooth wrote:
Wizlah wrote:Holy dogs bollix. He actually says 'onomastic Augean Stables'. I hope mrs smooth has washed all your undercrackers. You keep reading that site, she'll be needing to build a goddamn pants factory.


While "Furious Bradley" fits your BSG M.O., I have you down for "God's Power Offor"

With the sirname "Schwinghammer", first name options can be limited.


I worked with a guy named Schwindenhammer. Not as funny, but still odd.
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Postby Barry Jive » Sat May 15, 2010 21:07:22

one time this dude at a party said to me, "Don't tell me you think Jimmy Rolllins is a better defensive shortstop than Derek Jeter"
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Bucky » Sat May 15, 2010 21:15:48

why the eff did rascall flatts re-make "like is a highway" if they were going to do it note-for-note like the original??

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Postby TenuredVulture » Sat May 15, 2010 21:20:10

Bucky wrote:why the eff did rascall flatts re-make "like is a highway" if they were going to do it note-for-note like the original??

Money.
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Postby Phight On! » Sat May 15, 2010 23:49:36

Wizlah wrote:they're gonna have to come up with a better plan then that. Show me the man who can floor you with one punch, I'll show you a goddamn SUPER HERO.

Also, many people might be scared.


:lol:

I was thinking more along the lines of TD throwing a "smack some sense into me because I don't want to get divorced jab" (it's been a really really rough month) as opposed to trying to take my head off. And anybody can get knocked out unless they are on A LOT of PCP.

I was never unconscious but I think I know what getting KTFO feels like or at least as close as it gets. When I was in my mid-teens I reached down to pick something up and on my way back up I hit my head on a surround-speaker shelf. I was able to make it to a couch and sit down but all I could see was white lights for about 15 seconds. I'm pretty sure that's what "seeing stars" means. I could feel blood running down the back of my neck but it only turned out to be MAYBE 2 ticks above a knick. It was amazing how much blood came out of such a small cut.

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Postby Phight On! » Sun May 16, 2010 00:18:29

I've been trying to grow a Jayson Werth beard for a few weeks now and 4 dudes have said some variation of "Nice playoff beard!". I told the first 2 "Nah I don't even like hockey I'm just a fan of Jayson Werth". Needless to say they looked pretty puzzled. I decided to just go with the flow with the other two.
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Postby td11 » Sun May 16, 2010 00:28:41

phight, you really think my scrawny ass would even consider getting in between you and a beer?

i'm just gonna bring some horse tranquilizer
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Postby Phight On! » Sun May 16, 2010 01:08:16

Well yeah, I was kind of counting on you if I promised there would be no repercussions.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sun May 16, 2010 02:55:16

Phight On! wrote:I was never unconscious but I think I know what getting KTFO feels like or at least as close as it gets. When I was in my mid-teens I reached down to pick something up and on my way back up I hit my head on a surround-speaker shelf. I was able to make it to a couch and sit down but all I could see was white lights for about 15 seconds. I'm pretty sure that's what "seeing stars" means.

That happened to me once, but it was an attic ladder. Probably explains much of my posts here on teh BSG...

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Postby lethal » Sun May 16, 2010 03:10:31

SK790 wrote:
Phan In Phlorida wrote:
drsmooth wrote:
Wizlah wrote:Holy dogs bollix. He actually says 'onomastic Augean Stables'. I hope mrs smooth has washed all your undercrackers. You keep reading that site, she'll be needing to build a goddamn pants factory.


While "Furious Bradley" fits your BSG M.O., I have you down for "God's Power Offor"

With the sirname "Schwinghammer", first name options can be limited.


I worked with a guy named Schwindenhammer. Not as funny, but still odd.


I've heard that name on the radio, is he the weather guy on 1010 WINS in NYC?

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Postby jeff2sf » Sun May 16, 2010 08:34:25

Kerry is his first name. I know I've heard him on 1060 as well.
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