so who is 'sugarland'? seems like half my fb friends went to the concert and i've never heard of them.

Country music. That's all you need to know.

Eh, I don't listen to much country music but as far as I can tell they're less obnoxious than most.

VoxOrion wrote:Country music. That's all you need to know.

so is that all we need to know about Bucky?

It's like Landover Baptist - but for reals:

Cliffe Knechtle's Sunday Funnies

That the Sat. Night Live crew has not pounced on this phenomenon practically explains the decline of that storied franchise.

Lady Smooth & I have tuned for years, and are just as dazed & amused by the show's certifiable host as we were at the outset. We're privileged to have a fresh episode every sunday on the local ABC affiliate. Because life is profoundly unfair, I highly doubt Cliffe is in syndication.

Want to get your spiritual week off to a trippy start? Dig Cliffe. It's a show that is fervently intended to be about something - about THE Thing, actually - and despite the (curiously non-sweatily) obsessive, obstinate efforts of its insane host, invariably devolves into nothing.

Bucky wrote:so who is 'sugarland'? seems like half my fb friends went to the concert and i've never heard of them.

I don't think we're fb friends, but me too! I went.

I went to PYT last night, hoping to get one of their alcoholic milkshakes. Unfortunately, they were lacking crucial ingredients to make them, according to the waitress. Anyway, 2 dollar rolling rock pounders was pretty sweet.

Also, I requested Ignition by R. Kelly and the DJ gave me a huge thumbs up, then never played it. If it wasn't 2 dollar pounders, I would have been moderately upset.

it would've been hilarious if the DJ just played "piss on you" instead

I really hate DJs in general because they always seem like arrogant jerks to me. Like, the song selection you carefully planned does not matter. At all. Just play the hits and don't be a dick when someone requests something. If you really don't want to play it, just say you don't have it tonight. Don't say okay, or "I'll see" or whatever. They're not going to leave because you don't have it. And if they care that much about hearing one damn song, nothing you do will change that. People are there to drink and hang out and hook up. You are an accessory. Your choices have very little to do with your own success as a businessperson.

drsmooth wrote:It's like Landover Baptist - but for reals:

Cliffe Knechtle's Sunday Funnies

That the Sat. Night Live crew has not pounced on this phenomenon practically explains the decline of that storied franchise.

Lady Smooth & I have tuned for years, and are just as dazed & amused by the show's certifiable host as we were at the outset. We're privileged to have a fresh episode every sunday on the local ABC affiliate. Because life is profoundly unfair, I highly doubt Cliffe is in syndication.

Want to get your spiritual week off to a trippy start? Dig Cliffe. It's a show that is fervently intended to be about something - about THE Thing, actually - and despite the (curiously non-sweatily) obsessive, obstinate efforts of its insane host, invariably devolves into nothing.

One day wilst flipping through the channels I stumbled on some televangelical ministry with a woman scribbling all over a dry erase board. A quick internet search revealed that she's a former porn star (which she obviously denies, referring to her detractors as the mainstream media weaned on evolutionary theory in university) that married the much older pastor and took over the ministry when he died.

I would think that kind of conversion would be a selling point.

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Wizlah wrote:Holy dogs bollix. He actually says 'onomastic Augean Stables'. I hope mrs smooth has washed all your undercrackers. You keep reading that site, she'll be needing to build a goddamn pants factory.

While "Furious Bradley" fits your BSG M.O., I have you down for "God's Power Offor"

With the sirname "Schwinghammer", first name options can be limited.

I worked with a guy named Schwindenhammer. Not as funny, but still odd.

I've heard that name on the radio, is he the weather guy on 1010 WINS in NYC?

Yeah, he does the weather for them sometimes. 1010 WINS contracts their weather out to AccuWeather, I interned there 2 summers ago.

Phight On! wrote:I've been trying to grow a Jayson Werth beard for a few weeks now and 4 dudes have said some variation of "Nice playoff beard!". I told the first 2 "Nah I don't even like hockey I'm just a fan of Jayson Werth". Needless to say they looked pretty puzzled. I decided to just go with the flow with the other two.

I got the same thing when I started growing my Wertz beard about 2 months ago. Even though I like hockey, I'd like the world to know this beard is for the most hilarious player in Phillies history not for the Flyers.

You're growing a beard for Jay Johnstone

Bucky wrote:You're growing a beard for Jay Johnstone

I thought he was referring to Tomas Perez.

Or maybe Sixto Lezcano.

there was a kid in my middle school who's name was sixto. and i kid you not he had six fingers on each hand!

CalvinBall wrote:there was a kid in my middle school who's name was sixto. and i kid you not he had six fingers on each hand!

GTFOOHWTBS

Tomas, obv...

CalvinBall wrote:there was a kid in my middle school who's name was alfonsixto. and i kid you not he had six fingers on each hand!

I went to the Flyers game tonight and as I'm walking out I see this group of Habs fans just standing there talking amongst themselves. Obviously, some people are walking by giving them the business and they seem to be taking it in stride. Then, some douchebags start the "asshole" chant. I felt really bad for them. Sadly, the reputation this region gets is sometimes deserved.