It shouldn't be 61 degrees in December (aka Random Thoughts)

Postby PrattRules » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:24:39

TenuredVulture wrote:Mustard in squeeze bottles are the suck. First, you always get yellowish water on your dog. And after awhile, you get a lot of crusted mustard on your tip, and then eventually you get mustard crust and mustard water on your dog. Gross. Was there some public outcry against mustard in a jar that I missed? Because it seems to have been banned.


You gotta be able to work it. Pound the bottle in the most conducive way possible to avoid any yellow water. Goes for ketchup as well. (I feel like my first sentence could easily find its way on the "That's What She Said" thread.)
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

PrattRules
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 16564
Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 20:38:24
Location: Northeast Philly

Postby VFB » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:27:33

I thought everybody just ran it off for 5 seconds in the trash can before using it.

VFB
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 16541
Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2007 20:27:25
Location: SAFE AND SECURE AT SECOND BASE

Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:27:38

jerseyhoya wrote:In that ballpark Woddy. It makes for a decent amount of disposable income since my monthly expense is $138 to college loans.

Saving money for...something.


i'd feel like trent if i made that much. the loan people have been fucking up a lot lately and i hate dealing with it. sending a check for full payment in tomorrow. officially dead broke.

ReadingPhilly
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 59729
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2007 15:32:14

Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:31:22

ReadingPhilly wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:In that ballpark Woddy. It makes for a decent amount of disposable income since my monthly expense is $138 to college loans.

Saving money for...something.


i'd feel like trent if i made that much. the loan people have been $#@! up a lot lately and i hate dealing with it. sending a check for full payment in tomorrow. officially dead broke.


Well I get paid about once every 2-3 months because the billing people I deal with are the most incompetent people in the world. Also it's always a question who is going to pay me. It's fun. It has worked out so far though.

jerseyhoya
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 97408
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 21:56:17

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Dec 10, 2009 23:30:27

Woody wrote:how much money does everyone make now, i feel like crying


You probably make more than me.
Be Bold!

TenuredVulture
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 53243
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 00:16:10
Location: Magnolia, AR

Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Dec 10, 2009 23:31:56

PrattRules wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Mustard in squeeze bottles are the suck. First, you always get yellowish water on your dog. And after awhile, you get a lot of crusted mustard on your tip, and then eventually you get mustard crust and mustard water on your dog. Gross. Was there some public outcry against mustard in a jar that I missed? Because it seems to have been banned.


You gotta be able to work it. Pound the bottle in the most conducive way possible to avoid any yellow water. Goes for ketchup as well. (I feel like my first sentence could easily find its way on the "That's What She Said" thread.)


That's not the point. The point is a simple jar and a knife was a perfect mustard delivery system. Why mess with something that works well?

The free market has failed. I bet there's a huge market for mustard in jars.
Be Bold!

TenuredVulture
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
You've Got to Be Kidding Me!
 
Posts: 53243
Joined: Thu Jan 04, 2007 00:16:10
Location: Magnolia, AR

Postby lethal » Thu Dec 10, 2009 23:33:27

Woody wrote:how much money does everyone make now, i feel like crying


I'm sure you make more than me on a cost of living adjusted basis.

lethal
BSG MVP / ninja
BSG MVP / ninja
 
Posts: 10795
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 18:00:11
Location: zOMGWTFBBQ?

Postby phatj » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:07:29

TenuredVulture wrote:
PrattRules wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Mustard in squeeze bottles are the suck. First, you always get yellowish water on your dog. And after awhile, you get a lot of crusted mustard on your tip, and then eventually you get mustard crust and mustard water on your dog. Gross. Was there some public outcry against mustard in a jar that I missed? Because it seems to have been banned.


You gotta be able to work it. Pound the bottle in the most conducive way possible to avoid any yellow water. Goes for ketchup as well. (I feel like my first sentence could easily find its way on the "That's What She Said" thread.)


That's not the point. The point is a simple jar and a knife was a perfect mustard delivery system. Why mess with something that works well?

The free market has failed. I bet there's a huge market for mustard in jars.

A) You can get mustard in jars. I don't know what kind of mustard you use but I get Gulden's brown mustard and it comes in jars. Which I hate. They're the stupid kind where the top is much narrower than the bottom.
B) You're wrong. Squeeze bottles work great for mustard (well, depending on the kind). I have a bottle of French's that has a cone-shaped nozzle that you twist to open. It's easy to avoid water -- just give it a quick shake before you open it. And it's easy to avoid crust -- wipe off the tip after you close it.
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

phatj
Moderator
 
Posts: 20683
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 23:07:06
Location: Andaman Limp Dick of Certain Doom

Postby Woody » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:08:36

shake up the bottle so you don't get the watery mustard pre-cum
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

Woody
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 52472
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 17:56:45
Location: captain of the varsity slut team

Postby PrattRules » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:09:30

Pardon me, TV, but do you have any

Image
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

PrattRules
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 16564
Joined: Tue Sep 29, 2009 20:38:24
Location: Northeast Philly

Postby phatj » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:25:43

The Browns beat the Steelers
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

phatj
Moderator
 
Posts: 20683
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 23:07:06
Location: Andaman Limp Dick of Certain Doom

Postby pacino » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:26:18

jerseyhoya wrote:In that ballpark Woddy. It makes for a decent amount of disposable income since my monthly expense is $138 to college loans.

Saving money for...something.

i hate you, $138? Why am I paying so much? my min out of college between my two loans was over 600, and its still around 380, though I'm pay8ing double that each month
thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.

Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.

pacino
Moderator / BSG MVP
Moderator / BSG MVP
 
Posts: 75831
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 18:37:20
Location: Furkin Good

Postby pacino » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:26:58

phatj wrote:The Browns beat the Steelers

it was like sex. let me taste your tears, steelers fans
thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.

Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.

pacino
Moderator / BSG MVP
Moderator / BSG MVP
 
Posts: 75831
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 18:37:20
Location: Furkin Good

Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:29:55

pacino wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:In that ballpark Woddy. It makes for a decent amount of disposable income since my monthly expense is $138 to college loans.

Saving money for...something.

i hate you, $138? Why am I paying so much? my min out of college between my two loans was over 600, and its still around 380, though I'm pay8ing double that each month

I had a scholarship that covered a good part of my tuition. Then I had the Nana scholarship, that covered a little of me getting a good Roman Catholic education (she hoped I could be saved from my Protestor parents). Then my folks paid some. I got the federal loans at the end, with a little extra. Also I think whenever I refinanced the loans I got good rates.

jerseyhoya
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 97408
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 21:56:17

Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:32:42

My brother just made fun of me for drinking in moderation

jerseyhoya
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 97408
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 21:56:17

Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:34:19

Creepy. Mose has Warzagiwqoljza's avatar on Facebook.

jerseyhoya
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 97408
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 21:56:17

Postby my cousin mose » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:40:07

jerseyhoya wrote:Creepy. Mose has Warzagiwqoljza's avatar on Facebook.


yeah. and i totally thought it'd be a dick move of me but i was just too bored at work and too excited by the halladay freds to not do it. i'm hoping i didn't break a manlaw
You merely adopted your mothers basement, I was born there - MoBettle

my cousin mose
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 11092
Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2008 20:42:42
Location: I don't care where, just far away

Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:41:24

It's OK

It's mostly cause I like you and Waraklrhgqaza bothers me from time to time that this seems odd :lol:

jerseyhoya
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 97408
Joined: Fri Sep 07, 2007 21:56:17

Postby my cousin mose » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:44:48

my man!
You merely adopted your mothers basement, I was born there - MoBettle

my cousin mose
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 11092
Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2008 20:42:42
Location: I don't care where, just far away

Postby my cousin mose » Fri Dec 11, 2009 00:45:24

i'd like to state here that i see joe table as a much more approachable FTN and that he can be my wingman anytime
You merely adopted your mothers basement, I was born there - MoBettle

my cousin mose
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 11092
Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2008 20:42:42
Location: I don't care where, just far away

PreviousNext