Bakestar wrote:I woke up this morning genuinely believing it was Saturday for a few minutes. I'm usually the opposite, waking up on Saturday thinking it's a weekday. Today felt as bad as those Saturdays feel awesome.

My Mom still tells the story from around my 7th grade year when I came downstairs on Saturday morning fully dressed for school (we had uniforms).

drsmooth wrote:ATT's "solution" to too much data traffic: ask customers to use less

why is this "business" allowed to continue operating?

That's been the verizon model since day 1. A/V rebroadcasting (slingbox, etc.) have been prohibited under their TOS all along. They have unceremoniously cancelled subscribers who went over a certain threshold, even though the data plan was billed as 'unlimited'. It says something like "for email and web browsing" only. They call it 'protecting their network'. The other carriers made a Big Deal out of their "TRULY unlimited' plans, in direct response to the Verizon shenanigans. So now the other carriers are feeling the pain which VZ envisoned and endeavored to avoid....

I've had the most stressful day in a long time deciding what I am going to do with my life for real. I might drink too much during Jersey Shore tonight.

I'll let everyone know what I'm doing with my life when I decide. Also, I'll try to make the decision sober.

jerseyhoya wrote:I might drink too much during Jersey Shore tonight.

Disapprove. You can't be fucked up for Jersey Shore. You need all of your faculties and memory. It's like seeing a unicorn.

Hah, well I was too drunk during it last Thursday, and then watched it again during the day Friday to catch all the subtleties I missed

The Situation is nothing if not layered

http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix

This is fun. For me anyway.

You dick I posted that years ago. But, yes, its awesome

Hot chicks in the ag dept, who knew!

This is more or less what a NBC News Promo just said with a background of eerie music-

"They met in Iraq and served 4 tours of duty. They married and moved back to Pennsylvania and could not find work. So he went back to Iraq. He didn't die from a bullet but from taking a shower and he isn't the only one!@#"

Harpua wrote:

Werthless wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hate when a guy misses on a handshake, so you only kinda get his fingers, then gives you a look like you're the soft one. $#@! YOU CANDYASS

I do that to high school kids all the time. I grab early, and completely take them by surprise. BOOM, owned!

There was one high school classmate of mine with little to no hand-eye coordination, so high-fives with him were practically impossible. It was just embarrassing when he'd get all excited, then graze the side of the hand he intended to five.

...and today, he is a neurosurgeon.

it's not 61 degrees anymore. holy S it's cold out

I woke up this morning to myself screaming "ITS ON YOU". I wish I knew if I was warning someone that something was on them or if I was blaming someone for something.

injuryexpert

I had the exact same reaction seeing Heidi Watney the first time as I did seeing Erin Andrews. "Meh." Watney seems more knowledgeable.

I'm supposed to call into a conference call for work, almost like I actually have a real job, but the code they gave us is fucked up and no one can get into the call. The guy I work for is likely getting mad. He will soon realize the error of his ways though.

Now we're getting yelled at on email

I got shafted on my bonus.

There's the apology

What's a bonus?