It shouldn't be 61 degrees in December (aka Random Thoughts)

Postby Woody » Thu Dec 10, 2009 19:41:39

lethal wrote:I got shafted on my bonus.


Only $10K?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby VoxOrion » Thu Dec 10, 2009 19:58:01

Houshphandzadeh wrote:What's a bonus?


It's when the company keeps a chunk of the money that other companies pay you every other week in the bank until they decide to distribute it once a year at their discretion.
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Postby phatj » Thu Dec 10, 2009 19:58:54

lethal wrote:I got shafted on my bonus.

Me too. The great part is my company just had it's best year ever.
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Dec 10, 2009 20:00:23

Most of the law firms that have announced associate bonuses are down 50-75% from prior years
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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Dec 10, 2009 20:02:39

Mustard in squeeze bottles are the suck. First, you always get yellowish water on your dog. And after awhile, you get a lot of crusted mustard on your tip, and then eventually you get mustard crust and mustard water on your dog. Gross. Was there some public outcry against mustard in a jar that I missed? Because it seems to have been banned.
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Postby Bakestar » Thu Dec 10, 2009 20:07:59

Houshphandzadeh wrote:What's a bonus?
Foreskin stupid

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Postby kruker » Thu Dec 10, 2009 21:03:43

the honey orange alka-seltzer is fucking disgusting.
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Postby WilliamC » Thu Dec 10, 2009 21:05:23

kruker wrote:the honey orange alka-seltzer is $#@! disgusting.


Sounds like something that would just make me sicker.

I used to hate the original flavor but now I kind of like it. Alka Seltzer always seems to work for me. When I get sick its the Seltzer and Coricidin
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Postby lethal » Thu Dec 10, 2009 21:29:22

Houshphandzadeh wrote:What's a bonus?


Exactly. Didn't get one.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Dec 10, 2009 21:30:49

I got a $3,000 bonus my first year out of college. I wasn't expecting it at all. It was one of the best days of my life. Then I deposited my boss's year end disbursement check of like $560,000 for him, and realized I was making $27k a year, and that brought me down a bit.

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Postby td11 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 21:46:49

i got a $90 bonus, yey
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Postby Woody » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:13:40

how much money does everyone make now, i feel like crying
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:15:05

I live at home

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Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:15:50

jerseyhoya wrote:I live at home

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Postby Woody » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:15:56

So $35,000
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Postby td11 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:17:53

its gon be k
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Postby td11 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:18:20

you c0cksuckers made me think we got halladay today
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:18:55

nothing says i love you like a $89 necklace from kays
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Postby td11 » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:20:34

every blowjob begins with kays?
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Dec 10, 2009 22:23:03

In that ballpark Woddy. It makes for a decent amount of disposable income since my monthly expense is $138 to college loans.

Saving money for...something.

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