It shouldn't be 61 degrees in December (aka Random Thoughts)

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 03:41:43

PrattRules wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Mustard in squeeze bottles are the suck. First, you always get yellowish water on your dog. And after awhile, you get a lot of crusted mustard on your tip, and then eventually you get mustard crust and mustard water on your dog. Gross. Was there some public outcry against mustard in a jar that I missed? Because it seems to have been banned.

You gotta be able to work it. Pound the bottle in the most conducive way possible to avoid any yellow water. Goes for ketchup as well. (I feel like my first sentence could easily find its way on the "That's What She Said" thread.)

Ya gotta shake it... shake it vigorously.

(That goes for mustard and catsup bottles too)

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 04:01:15

TenuredVulture wrote:
PrattRules wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Mustard in squeeze bottles are the suck. First, you always get yellowish water on your dog. And after awhile, you get a lot of crusted mustard on your tip, and then eventually you get mustard crust and mustard water on your dog. Gross. Was there some public outcry against mustard in a jar that I missed? Because it seems to have been banned.

You gotta be able to work it. Pound the bottle in the most conducive way possible to avoid any yellow water. Goes for ketchup as well. (I feel like my first sentence could easily find its way on the "That's What She Said" thread.)

That's not the point. The point is a simple jar and a knife was a perfect mustard delivery system. Why mess with something that works well?

The free market has failed. I bet there's a huge market for mustard in jars.

There was probably some outcry of people disgusted by getting all kinds of crap like other people's relish or onions in the mustard. That's why jelly/jam in a squeeze bottle is da bomb, cuz jelly shards in the peanut butter are teh blech.

by **TheFrank** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 09:41:07

On the radio this morning, I heard Neil Diamond doing a cover of Adam Sandler's "Hannukah Song". Lolwut.

by **The Dude** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:15:01

my office is like 50 degrees. i'm seriously high-beaming

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:21:05

Phan In Phlorida wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
PrattRules wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:Mustard in squeeze bottles are the suck. First, you always get yellowish water on your dog. And after awhile, you get a lot of crusted mustard on your tip, and then eventually you get mustard crust and mustard water on your dog. Gross. Was there some public outcry against mustard in a jar that I missed? Because it seems to have been banned.

You gotta be able to work it. Pound the bottle in the most conducive way possible to avoid any yellow water. Goes for ketchup as well. (I feel like my first sentence could easily find its way on the "That's What She Said" thread.)

That's not the point. The point is a simple jar and a knife was a perfect mustard delivery system. Why mess with something that works well?

The free market has failed. I bet there's a huge market for mustard in jars.

There was probably some outcry of people disgusted by getting all kinds of crap like other people's relish or onions in the mustard. That's why jelly/jam in a squeeze bottle is da bomb, cuz jelly shards in the peanut butter are teh blech.

You put your knife in the peanut butter first. PB in teh jelly is no big deal

by **pacino** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:22:49

i think there are rats scratching against my larynx.

by **MrsVox** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:31:32

freshly made key lime amish donuts

insert Homer Simpson noise here...

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 13:03:58

I don't know what I was expecting from Subway's chili. I guess I expected it wouldn't be the worst soup I've ever had. I guess that was an unfair expectation.

by **gpicaro** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 13:24:02

I hate that they brought back the Kobe and LeBron puppets?

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 13:51:57

How in the !@#$ did I break the E string on da bass?

ba-da-da-ba-da-da-ba-da-da-DONNNNK

:cry:

by **FTN** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 13:52:38

http://www.cnbc.com/id/34378458

by **pacino** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 14:04:25

for some reason i have days where i eat no healthy food. breakfast was a small cookie around 9, lunch is a hank's root beer(hell yeah!) and leftover pizza, dinner is gonna be at the holiday office party.

by **Grotewold** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 14:06:21

pacino wrote:for some reason i have days where i eat no healthy food.

You are american, yes?

by **pacino** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 14:08:59

the thing is i have apples, oranges, grapes and health food bars all over the palce. problem is the fruit is pretty tasteless at this time of the year

by **Grotewold** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 14:10:19

pacino wrote:the thing is i have apples, oranges, grapes and health food bars all over the palce. problem is the fruit is pretty tasteless at this time of the year

Also that's a lot of sugar, you'd be better off with vegetables and meth

by **phatj** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 14:11:41

pacino wrote:the thing is i have apples, oranges, grapes and health food bars all over the palce. problem is the fruit is pretty tasteless at this time of the year

Yeah, I only buy the local seasonal oranges.

by **kruker** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 14:13:11

Chilean blueberries can go to hell. Jersey/PA or bust.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 14:26:42

Grotewold wrote:
pacino wrote:the thing is i have apples, oranges, grapes and health food bars all over the palce. problem is the fruit is pretty tasteless at this time of the year

Also that's a lot of sugar, you'd be better off with vegetables and meth

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 14:32:41

thats a pretty cool picture of ron wood

by **my cousin mose** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 14:33:36

Archived

It shouldn't be 61 degrees in December (aka Random Thoughts)