Sporting Wood and other Random Thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Nov 19, 2009 02:14:39

Tonight at trivia the chick asked who had the most walks. My friend said Barry Bonds. I said Rickey Henderson. Our team went with Rickey. But it didn't matter, because according to the quizmaster, the correct answer was Babe Ruth, who in reality is third behind our top two guesses.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby Bakestar » Thu Nov 19, 2009 08:38:54

Barry Jive wrote:Tonight at trivia the chick asked who had the most walks. My friend said Barry Bonds. I said Rickey Henderson. Our team went with Rickey. But it didn't matter, because according to the quizmaster, the correct answer was Babe Ruth, who in reality is third behind our top two guesses.


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Postby lethal » Thu Nov 19, 2009 09:04:53

Slowhand wrote:In elementary school I had a Vietnamese kid in my class named Tam, but our P.E. teacher always called him Charlie and none of us understood why. "Come on up here, Charlie, I don't want you walking behind me", he'd say.


One of my elementary school teachers called me Charlie too ,for probably the same reason. I didn't understand until years later.

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Postby Woody » Thu Nov 19, 2009 09:06:58

that's fucked up
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Bakestar » Thu Nov 19, 2009 09:07:32

lethal wrote:
Slowhand wrote:In elementary school I had a Vietnamese kid in my class named Tam, but our P.E. teacher always called him Charlie and none of us understood why. "Come on up here, Charlie, I don't want you walking behind me", he'd say.


One of my elementary school teachers called me Charlie too ,for probably the same reason. I didn't understand until years later.


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Postby lethal » Thu Nov 19, 2009 09:16:51

I think I mentioned this before.

Found it.

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Postby lethal » Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:43:39


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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:25:14

Was just looking at philaphans. They have a poster with this as his signature?

Flyers, Phillies, Eagles, Yankees [since '85], Vikings [since '74]
[and not changing for anyone]

I would have loved to see the Phils repeat [not many parades around here]
..... but I'm equally happy that the A-Rod haters have to finally zip it forever.

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Postby jeff2sf » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:41:48

CalvinBall wrote:I sent out a mass email update about the volunteer work I do to about 70 people. It was the 4th or 5th one I have sent this semester. I titled it "It Is In My Jeans." I totally missed the sexually innuendo until a buddy called me out on it. Oops.


First, what was the "innocent" intention of this e-mail?

Second, anyone have a good foodbank they think does good work around the holidays? It's donation time.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:44:24

Why didn't jeff2sf respond to my tipping question?

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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:51:14

Trent Steele wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:I'm waiting for the call that will (may) have an enormous impact on my professional future. I think today is the day. Tom Petty was right, as usual.


Yesterday was not the day. Maybe today.


Just waiting for the offer package at this point. It's all details now; the deed will be done. Further information to follow in the next week or so.

In honor of myself, I'm leaving work in the 1/2 hour, hitting TD Bank, and driving to the blackjack table at Harrahs.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby Bucky » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:53:32

Congrats!

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Postby The Dude » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:53:47

awesome, congrats
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Postby lethal » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:54:02

Trent Steele wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:I'm waiting for the call that will (may) have an enormous impact on my professional future. I think today is the day. Tom Petty was right, as usual.


Yesterday was not the day. Maybe today.


Just waiting for the offer package at this point. It's all details now; the deed will be done. Further information to follow in the next week or so.

In honor of myself, I'm leaving work in the 1/2 hour, hitting TD Bank, and driving to the blackjack table at Harrahs.


Fuck yeah! Good deal, boss.

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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:57:10

Thanks to all. It may sound odd, but it's great to have a place to hear the perspectives of others where not everyone is a big law firm lawyer (which constitute 99% of my non-familial personal interactions). I love you all.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby td11 » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:06:16

CONGRATS TRENTWORTH

one day ima buy an infiniti too
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:08:24

td11 wrote:CONGRATS TRENTWORTH

one day ima buy an infiniti too


just get a nissan instead. they're the same car
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:11:19

you have to tell us about your new secretary. likes, drapes, panties etc

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:13:41

this person:
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was widely considered the most attractive girl at my college.

guess she's married now.

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Postby dajafi » Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:17:17

Cheers, Trent. May your good job/career karma spread amongst your pals at BSG...

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