Sporting Wood and other Random Thoughts

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Nov 19, 2009 19:26:51

td11 wrote:barry where is your sig from?


best albums of 2009 fred
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Nov 19, 2009 19:30:01

Now you've gone and made me read that thread

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Postby td11 » Thu Nov 19, 2009 19:32:39

i did read that thread but somehow skipped that post.

CATFIGHT!!
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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Nov 19, 2009 19:39:13

On the heels of CalvinBall saying I looked like a flaming bag of dog poop, I'm not sure I can withstand much more of this.
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Postby Woody » Thu Nov 19, 2009 19:53:05

don't worry jive you're far too fat to be an actual hipster
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Nov 19, 2009 20:05:31

Woody wrote:don't worry jive you're far too fat to be an actual hipster


:lol:
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Postby swishnicholson » Thu Nov 19, 2009 20:06:41

I can't believe I never saw Fenway Park until this past weekend. It's really small and there's no parking. No wonder no one goes to games there.
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Postby pacino » Thu Nov 19, 2009 20:12:48

Woody wrote:don't worry jive you're far too fat to be an actual hipster

don't you know about the hipster paunch?
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Postby 1 » Thu Nov 19, 2009 20:16:22

yeah, there are totally fat hipsters. woody needs to get out of the 'burbs on the occas.
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Woody » Thu Nov 19, 2009 20:19:46

you literal dolts
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Nov 19, 2009 20:21:30

I think I'm too fat to even be a fat hipster. I got caught somewhere between hipster, band dork and Star Wars geek. But hipsters get the most pussy, so I've wanted to be housh for about six years now.
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Nov 19, 2009 20:28:23

Bakestar wrote:Congrats Trent, that's awesome. The big law lifestyle will wear anyone with a shred of a soul to a nub in just a few short years. Great job getting out of there.

As a small firm lawyer... TAKE ME WITH YOU OK THANKS.



Woody wrote:Congrats to Trent. Hopefully it's a job where you can work from home and post on BSG all day. Are you going corporate?


I hate to jinx things but. . . I made it over 11 years in big law. I've had more than enough. I will be going in house to a company I've done the majority of my work for the past 10 years.

I also won $3200 in AC today playing blackjack

I didnt even have to use my AK
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Postby Woody » Thu Nov 19, 2009 20:29:36

Tomorrow: Breakfast, no hog
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Postby Bakestar » Thu Nov 19, 2009 21:54:16

The Lakers beat the (Thunder).
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Bucky » Thu Nov 19, 2009 22:28:17

Steve Miller's father-in-law is Lester Smith, who was one of the original owners of the Seattle Mariners.

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Postby Harpua » Fri Nov 20, 2009 00:09:53

Just got finished watching the History Channel's WWII in HD extravaganza. Good guys won again.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

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Postby phatj » Fri Nov 20, 2009 00:26:22

Sign outside a church I pass every day says "WE ARE TO GOD THE AROMA OF CHRIST."

Say what?
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Postby Woody » Fri Nov 20, 2009 00:30:49

If Christ had body odor, I'll bet he would use Axe body spray
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Postby phatj » Fri Nov 20, 2009 00:31:19

Isn't that what The Last Temptation was about?
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Postby Woody » Fri Nov 20, 2009 00:32:27

BOOM. Nailed it
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