Sporting Wood and other Random Thoughts

by **td11** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 02:52:42

my friend really wants us to go to grad school together, which would be really cool and all, but he's a dumbass (i still love him) and yeah

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 02:52:50

It usually doesn't, but I'm spelling conscious at the moment

by **td11** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 02:53:43

girls girls girls

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 02:54:23

jerseyhoya wrote:It usually doesn't, but I'm spelling conscious at the moment

evidently your syntax forges on unfettered

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 02:55:22

my bathroom has a sort of romantic atmosphere when the night light is the only light on. but, you know, it's where i take my shits.

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 02:57:53

Barry Jive wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:It usually doesn't, but I'm spelling conscious at the moment

evidently your syntax forges on unfettered

I don't know what this means. I never was very good at the English. Can you represent this as an equation?

by **td11** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:00:13

Barry Jive wrote:my bathroom has a sort of romantic atmosphere when the night light is the only light on. but, you know, it's where i take my $#@!.

i like to imagine Confucius saying this out loud

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:01:40

It usually doesn't, but I'm spelling conscious at the moment

"It" = x
"I" = y
x =/= y
(usually doesn't)=but('m spelling conscious at the moment)

Your sentence:

x(usually doesn't)=but(y)('m spelling conscious at the moment)

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:02:11

god damn, i miss algebra

like a fat kid on a diet misses cake

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:03:47

The lazy river has never been lazier

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:04:50

Barry Jive wrote:god damn, i miss algebra

like a fat kid on a diet misses cake

This was like the best part of taking the GREs. I got to do algebra again. And geometry. Good stuff.

by **pacino** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:05:45

i now have a lot of hundred dollar bills lying around. this can only be great news

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:20:05

if i had taken honors anatomy and physiology instead of ap biology i might be in med school right now

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:21:32

I forgot to switch my sheets from the washer to the dryer, so I'm going down to the b team of bedding this evening. Having to make one's bed while inebriated is also kind of frustrating.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:23:55

usually when i have to do menial shit when i'm drunk, it ends up finished about as well as it would were i sober, and in a third of the time. in short, if i want to live a more productive life, i should be drunk all the time.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:26:17

no fucking way should Jets-Pats get five throwgasms

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:31:30

actually i can't think of why Colts-Ravens or Chargers-Broncos should get five either

but this is awesome:

"Also, NO MORE BYE WEEKS! FUCK YEAH! We made it! Nothing but wall-to-wall sixteen game weekends for the next month and a half. Enjoy it everyone, because it always ends much sooner than you'd like. THE ONGOING MARCH OF TIME BLOWS."

omg yessss

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:54:24

oh my god highdeas is the best thing i've ever seen. i just laughed at this for three minutes and probably lost oxygen to my brain in the process

Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 03:57:13

i'm pretty sure someone posted at least one of these before

prolly td

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Nov 20, 2009 09:39:54

That's one long ass post by PtK in the single payer thread

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