Sporting Wood and other Random Thoughts

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 01, 2009 21:33:18

The Dude wrote:holy $#@!, how long is the paper

There is no paper, except a page or two describing why it would make a worthwhile collection. I don't even really hate the idea of the assignment, but thirty or forty would teach the lesson exactly the same as one hundred.

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Postby phatj » Tue Dec 01, 2009 22:06:10

phatj wrote:Three $#@! DVD's for a set of restore disks? Not only that, but it took about 20 minutes of "collecting files" before it even started burning, and since then I've created two coasters. I'm on my second try making the second disk.

WHAT. THE. $#@!.

This is all a hedge against my blowing up the computer when I attempt to install Linux shortly, a prospect I'm not particularly worried about but I'd be pretty upset if I lost all my photos, if nothing else.

Six DVDs (three coasters) and almost four hours later, I finally have my recovery set. That I'll probably never use.
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Postby dajafi » Tue Dec 01, 2009 22:40:56

Barry Jive wrote:
dajafi wrote:Anyway, there are various ways to mask the smell; I'm pretty sure a number of Hold Steady songs offer guidance on this question. (Jive?)


for the life of me i can't think of one. lots of stuff about drugs, but nothing about mailing them, as far as i know.

EDIT: WAIT

She said I shipped it out from boulder.
Packed in coffee grounds and wrapped around in dryer sheets.

hit me as soon as i hit the "submit" button


Attaboy. You had me worried there for a minute.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 01, 2009 23:16:44

I love seeing a couple Jersey girls try and fail to parallel park.

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Postby td11 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 23:19:42

pics?
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Postby PSUsarge » Tue Dec 01, 2009 23:26:51

Why do girls watch the Victoria's Secret fashion show?

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Postby td11 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 23:28:09

so they can discuss who looks the worst
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Dec 01, 2009 23:30:42

So, a few years ago, an editor approached me about a book proposal. But in the publishing editors do come and go. This one seems to have went. I've contacted his replacement, but all I got last week was an out of office e-mail. I wonder when I should make another attempt. I've done a fair amount of work on the project, but I don't think it has obvious appeal.
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Postby PSUsarge » Tue Dec 01, 2009 23:31:54

td11 wrote:so they can discuss who looks the worst


touche.

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Postby Phight On! » Tue Dec 01, 2009 23:44:06

I can't believe I have less than 4K posts.

I think if I clicked "submit" on some of the shit I type I would have 14K posts.

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Postby PrattRules » Tue Dec 01, 2009 23:47:47

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I love seeing a couple Jersey girls try and fail to parallel park.


I love seeing anybody fail at parallel parking. Best case I can remember is a guy trying to squeeze into a spot that was way too small for his car. He bumped the car in front, then backed up and smashed the shit out of the car behind it. After making the car fit, he got out and passed out on the lawn in front of him.

I feel as though this could be part of a show. Maybe have getting rejected from 10 items or less lane, messing up at the ATM, and trying to credit card when they don't accept it as a part of the show. I'd probably watch 2 episodes.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Dec 01, 2009 23:50:56

When I had a car in S. Philly, I could park that sucker with six inches to spare.
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Dec 02, 2009 00:08:26

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
The Dude wrote:holy $#@!, how long is the paper

There is no paper, except a page or two describing why it would make a worthwhile collection. I don't even really hate the idea of the assignment, but thirty or forty would teach the lesson exactly the same as one hundred.


annotations are the worst. i think footnotes make my papers look cool though. being a history major we constantly had to use chicago style.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Dec 02, 2009 00:13:23

Well, she knows we haven't read all of these books, so all we can really do is re-work the title and crib from Amazon reviews.

I'm only halfway done this fucker.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Dec 02, 2009 00:23:20

PtK should write Borass like Dallass

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Dec 02, 2009 00:25:27

+1 on that

holla

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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Dec 02, 2009 00:35:17

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Well, she knows we haven't read all of these books, so all we can really do is re-work the title and crib from Amazon reviews.

I'm only halfway done this $#@!.


one time in college for a class i had to write 50 abstracts throughout the semester for all the articles and essays we read. i saved it to the last week and struggled to finish.

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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Dec 02, 2009 00:35:51

my friend just called to tell me to look at the moonbow outside. there is some bright white ring around the moon. i had no idea it was something special.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Dec 02, 2009 00:36:55

Yeah, I mean, I guess in one sense this is all my fault.

The cool thing is that this is my last all-nighter probably forever.

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Postby Phight On! » Wed Dec 02, 2009 00:40:54

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Yeah, I mean, I guess in one sense this is all my fault.

The cool thing is that this is my last all-nighter probably forever.


:cry:

Don't give up. Don't ever give up.

We already have plans for January.

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