Sporting Wood and other Random Thoughts

Postby td11 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 18:08:43

we invented rickshaws, brah
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Postby CalvinBall » Tue Dec 01, 2009 18:09:32

td11 wrote:sounds promising.

i applied to be a pedicab driver. hope i get the job!


in philly?

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Postby td11 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 18:10:03

my immigrant parents were pretty horrified, though.

"WE DID NOT COME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR YOU TO DRIVE A RICKSHAW!!"

although, i already fucked up by not applying to med school so this is pretty minor
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Postby td11 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 18:10:30

CalvinBall wrote:
td11 wrote:sounds promising.

i applied to be a pedicab driver. hope i get the job!


in philly?


nah, right here in newark. it just started up this semester.
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Postby td11 » Tue Dec 01, 2009 18:11:17

roomie isn't here and i'm listening to Dear Science on full blast.

rent's due, though :cry:
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Postby dajafi » Tue Dec 01, 2009 18:32:34

td11 wrote:is it safe to fedex weed


A cousin of mine used to send it to me, I think through regular mail. Eventually my then-girlfriend, now-wife laid down the law on having it mailed to our home, at which point I started buying from one of her friends... now I'm old and pretty much sober, which isn't a lot of fun.

Anyway, there are various ways to mask the smell; I'm pretty sure a number of Hold Steady songs offer guidance on this question. (Jive?) I think my cousin just sealed it somehow. But my wife is also probably correct that it's not worth the risk.

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Postby Bakestar » Tue Dec 01, 2009 19:00:09

td11 wrote:is it safe to fedex weed


don't
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Postby mickbayne » Tue Dec 01, 2009 19:24:03

dajafi wrote:
td11 wrote:is it safe to fedex weed


A cousin of mine used to send it to me, I think through regular mail. Eventually my then-girlfriend, now-wife laid down the law on having it mailed to our home, at which point I started buying from one of her friends... now I'm old and pretty much sober, which isn't a lot of fun.

Anyway, there are various ways to mask the smell; I'm pretty sure a number of Hold Steady songs offer guidance on this question. (Jive?) I think my cousin just sealed it somehow. But my wife is also probably correct that it's not worth the risk.


Especially considering that it's pretty easily available just about everywhere.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 01, 2009 19:34:39

Eh, you're on the West Coast. Tracking down worthwhile trees over here can be a drag.

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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Dec 01, 2009 19:36:57

dajafi wrote:Anyway, there are various ways to mask the smell; I'm pretty sure a number of Hold Steady songs offer guidance on this question. (Jive?)


for the life of me i can't think of one. lots of stuff about drugs, but nothing about mailing them, as far as i know.

EDIT: WAIT

She said I shipped it out from boulder.
Packed in coffee grounds and wrapped around in dryer sheets.

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Postby phatj » Tue Dec 01, 2009 20:38:43

Three fucking DVD's for a set of restore disks? Not only that, but it took about 20 minutes of "collecting files" before it even started burning, and since then I've created two coasters. I'm on my second try making the second disk.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

This is all a hedge against my blowing up the computer when I attempt to install Linux shortly, a prospect I'm not particularly worried about but I'd be pretty upset if I lost all my photos, if nothing else.
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Postby Slowhand » Tue Dec 01, 2009 20:50:13

That Nyquil had virtually no effect.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 01, 2009 21:00:21

If I'm at D Donuts and I get my $1.93 dollar coffee, is it more insulting than nice to put the seven cents in the tip cup?

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Postby mickbayne » Tue Dec 01, 2009 21:01:54

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Eh, you're on the West Coast. Tracking down worthwhile trees over here can be a drag.


Good point... only been out here a couple of years and I've already started taking it for granted.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Dec 01, 2009 21:02:26

td11 wrote:my immigrant parents were pretty horrified, though.

"WE DID NOT COME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR YOU TO DRIVE A RICKSHAW!!"

although, i already $#@! up by not applying to med school so this is pretty minor


But you didn't want to be a doctor, right? I mean, you're not applying is not a fuck up, in the sense that you intended to do it but failed. You decided that you didn't want to be a doctor.

The rickshaw thing, though, I could see how that would pretty much piss parents off. Regardless of ethnicity.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 01, 2009 21:03:02

Ok, a hundred source annotated bibliography is just fucking excessive; I want to kill this dumbass professor.

What dam retart needs annotations anyway?

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It's a book about paintings from Florence in the 1500s, ya moron.

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Postby The Dude » Tue Dec 01, 2009 21:07:51

holy shit, how long is the paper
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Postby lethal » Tue Dec 01, 2009 21:12:42

Houshphandzadeh wrote:If I'm at D Donuts and I get my $1.93 dollar coffee, is it more insulting than nice to put the seven cents in the tip cup?


When they give you the change, just tell them to keep it.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Dec 01, 2009 21:15:07

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Ok, a hundred source annotated bibliography is just $#@! excessive; I want to kill this dumbass professor.

What dam retart needs annotations anyway?

Sixteenth Century Florentine Painting
It's a book about paintings from Florence in the 1500s, ya moron.


It does sound like a dumb assignment. It might be helpful if you were putting together a graduate syllabus. I've got a spectacular History of Political Thought from 1500-1900 80 page bibliography--but it reflected a 40+ year long career.
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Postby Didn't I? » Tue Dec 01, 2009 21:29:09

Pacino, I've heard really good things about Superior Donuts. It's not a musical though. Not sure if that's a prerequisite.
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