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Postby Bakestar » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:31:47

Really, if you know you're going to have at least eight hours to yourself in the house, you totally need to treat yourself to a nice, luxuriant fap or two.
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Postby philliesr98 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:32:12

save your fapping for tonight after the CG SHO pwnage

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:39:52

it's so HOT though
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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:52:18

IPHONE'S HERE

FAP TIME AT THE VET
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Postby philliesphhan » Wed Aug 19, 2009 13:03:05

jerseyhoya wrote:It's unclear why Ed felt compelled to post a picture of Dirk Nowitzki. Is bypassing 41 without mentioning Dirk like going past 16 without talking about Joe Montana?


Speaking of which, if you're having trouble finding future numbers, baseball-almanac.com lists what numbers players wore on the team roster pages.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 19, 2009 13:19:41

You know, the Nazis banned smoking in public places. Just sayin!

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 19, 2009 14:22:25

Nothing interesting to say just wanted to say

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Postby Bakestar » Wed Aug 19, 2009 14:30:57

fApp App
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 19, 2009 16:35:01

do any of you floss? i feel like the days i do my mouth actually taste disgusting and i cant be certain but it gives me bad breath.

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Postby TheFrank » Wed Aug 19, 2009 16:38:04

Had the Rita's Swedish Fish water ice today. Meh.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Aug 19, 2009 16:41:32

CalvinBall wrote:do any of you floss? i feel like the days i do my mouth actually taste disgusting and i cant be certain but it gives me bad breath.


You should probably floss more often--the odor is all the bacteria that's growing in the petri dishes known as your gums.

Rinse after flossing with mouthwash. That should take care it.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Aug 19, 2009 16:42:03

I flossed once.

Once.

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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Aug 19, 2009 16:43:51

TenuredVulture wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:do any of you floss? i feel like the days i do my mouth actually taste disgusting and i cant be certain but it gives me bad breath.


You should probably floss more often--the odor is all the bacteria that's growing in the petri dishes known as your gums.

Rinse after flossing with mouthwash. That should take care it.


oh well that sucks. it also makes me feel dirty and hillbillyish.


UPDATE: mouth wash worked! TV is my hero.

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Postby BigEd76 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 17:17:16

try flossing before you brush
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Postby philliesr98 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 17:19:05

If you were bacteria, wouldn't you be pissed if someone ripped a rope through your house tearing you and all your loved one's into pieces? I'd stink up the place too.

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Postby BigEd76 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 17:24:47

Did the WS game 5 GDT have any red letters?

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 19, 2009 17:35:49

oh

my


god...i sure as shit hope so
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Postby frogger » Wed Aug 19, 2009 17:56:18

BigEd76 wrote:Did the WS game 5 GDT have any red letters?


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Postby BigEd76 » Wed Aug 19, 2009 17:59:50

whew

I don't remember adding those. Season saved...

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Postby Barry Jive » Wed Aug 19, 2009 20:25:57

i spent the last two hours reading that thread and i cried
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