Skyrockets In Flight, Random Thought Delight

Postby Didn't I? » Thu Jun 18, 2009 15:22:29

Bakestar wrote:
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Canihazmannyplz? wrote:Where does cuddling with a girl while both of us are shirtless and making out in her room go on the stupid 'bases' thing?


caught in rundown between 1st and 2nd


That move is known as "The Victorino."


Better than "The Pete Rose/Ray Fosse."

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Postby Bakestar » Thu Jun 18, 2009 15:23:48

Didn't I? wrote:
Bakestar wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:
Canihazmannyplz? wrote:Where does cuddling with a girl while both of us are shirtless and making out in her room go on the stupid 'bases' thing?


caught in rundown between 1st and 2nd


That move is known as "The Victorino."


Better than "The Pete Rose/Ray Fosse."


Or the "Steve Smith."
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Jun 18, 2009 15:27:25

Bakestar wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:
Bakestar wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:
Canihazmannyplz? wrote:Where does cuddling with a girl while both of us are shirtless and making out in her room go on the stupid 'bases' thing?


caught in rundown between 1st and 2nd


That move is known as "The Victorino."


Better than "The Pete Rose/Ray Fosse."


Or the "Steve Smith."


Or the "Pablo Sandoval" (i.e. looking at some other "pie" on your way to 3B)

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Postby Canihazmannyplz? » Thu Jun 18, 2009 15:58:57

Bakestar wrote:Did you snuggle with her?
Yeah
Manny please. Kthxbai.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jun 18, 2009 16:01:22

Hey you got on base chalk it up

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Postby dajafi » Thu Jun 18, 2009 16:08:22

After a 30-hour plane journey from Sydney to New York, I have a few thoughts about airline travel, as follows:

1) They really should serve turkey as the lunch/dinner meal on planes. I certainly could have used some tryptophan (sp?) as I failed to fall asleep on the Sydney-to-LA flight.

2) For particularly large intercontinental flights, if you're traveling with a baby, that should cost you more, AND you should have to personally apologize, reading a script I wrote that includes words like "inconsiderate" and "selfish," to every other traveler within ten rows.

2a) All families traveling with babies should be seated together, so that when one starts to cry, they all do. Rather than my whole fucking flight being essentially a nursery, just make one section of it.

3) For redeye flights, people who plan to read should be seated together rather than having overhead lights scattered throughout the plane.

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Postby Werthless » Thu Jun 18, 2009 16:23:26

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Hey you got on base chalk it up

I think snuggling with shirts off is like the Jason Giambi of base-clogging. Or something.

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Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Jun 18, 2009 16:23:57

was her bra off? This matters.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Jun 18, 2009 16:27:09

Werthless wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Hey you got on base chalk it up

I think snuggling with shirts off is like the Jason Giambi of base-clogging. Or something.

Men left on base is not a bad thing. Keep doing it inning after inning and sooner or later you're driving in runz.

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Postby Bakestar » Thu Jun 18, 2009 16:30:41

I was the sexual Rob Deer.
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Postby Canihazmannyplz? » Thu Jun 18, 2009 16:35:45

Bill McNeal wrote:was her bra off? This matters.
Off in the first ten minutes.
Manny please. Kthxbai.
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Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Jun 18, 2009 16:43:52

pics?

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Postby Werthless » Thu Jun 18, 2009 16:59:13

Canihazmannyplz? wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:was her bra off? This matters.
Off in the first ten minutes.

Smooth.

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Postby Werthless » Thu Jun 18, 2009 16:59:43

I hate it when her little brother tries to barge in without knocking, I mean, geez, right?

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Postby Bakestar » Thu Jun 18, 2009 17:00:30

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Postby WilliamC » Thu Jun 18, 2009 20:05:39

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Werthless wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Hey you got on base chalk it up

I think snuggling with shirts off is like the Jason Giambi of base-clogging. Or something.

Men left on base is not a bad thing. Keep doing it inning after inning and sooner or later you're driving in runz.


:lol:

It's better just to hit a homerun right off the bat. Don't want someone else driving in the runs first.
Do it again!

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Thu Jun 18, 2009 20:31:30

I wonder when she'll put on the wheel play.
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Postby Woody » Thu Jun 18, 2009 20:49:02

should have pulled a Scutaro and just kept running
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby CrashburnAlley » Thu Jun 18, 2009 21:07:01

What was the third base coach signaling?
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Postby jeff2sf » Thu Jun 18, 2009 21:16:54

dajafi wrote:After a 30-hour plane journey from Sydney to New York, I have a few thoughts about airline travel, as follows:

1) They really should serve turkey as the lunch/dinner meal on planes. I certainly could have used some tryptophan (sp?) as I failed to fall asleep on the Sydney-to-LA flight.

2) For particularly large intercontinental flights, if you're traveling with a baby, that should cost you more, AND you should have to personally apologize, reading a script I wrote that includes words like "inconsiderate" and "selfish," to every other traveler within ten rows.

2a) All families traveling with babies should be seated together, so that when one starts to cry, they all do. Rather than my whole $#@! flight being essentially a nursery, just make one section of it.

3) For redeye flights, people who plan to read should be seated together rather than having overhead lights scattered throughout the plane.


Please see my thoughts in this post. It's time to have kids, dajafi, and chill out. viewtopi ... &start=555.html

If kids is not an option for certain reasons, borrow a family member's.
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