BigEd76 wrote:Before




After


(and he's actually even skinnier than this)

He looks like roy from the office in that second pic.

horatio sanz looks more like me now, which is funny because i'm probably fatter than he is now

my girlfriend's sister is a real c-word.

It always freaks me out when I run into people that I haven't seen for like five years that were morbidly obese that have somehow got real skinny.

The opposite isn't so true though. Like in high school it was kind of easy to project the girls that were going to be fat someday.

Bill McNeal wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:But seriously, Bill, it's not hard to make your kid root for your sports teams even if you live out of market, and it's important. My dad and I have roughly three common interests, whiskey, being angry Republicans and the Giants. It's not much, but we talk a fair amount (90% of which is about the Giants), and have a good relationship. Having the sports thing with the kid is worth a lot down the road, I think.

No doubt, my dad and I share Eagles season tix, and have a pretty similar relationship as you describe, we're not as political as you and your pops, but we talk economy, scotch, and phills/eagles/flyers. Thats what I want with my son. I love the relationship I have with my father.

Yeah, I wasn't trying to share it as anything that was profound or unique, but these days it's easier than ever to root for a team out of market, and it really is huge I think relationship wise. I remember growing up helping my dad set up the antenna on the roof so we could steal CBS2 and Fox5 or whatever from NYC so we could get Giants games pre Sunday Ticket. Now if I'm home on a Sunday during football my dad has found a Giants bar in the middle of the Pine Barrens, which is good fun. Hell I guess you sort of live in Giants territory already, so I'm speaking more or less unnecessarily.

Just get a dish wherever you go.

td11 wrote:my girlfriend's sister is a real c-word.

Hook me up

WilliamC wrote:It always freaks me out when I run into people that I haven't seen for like five years that were morbidly obese that have somehow got real skinny.

The opposite isn't so true though. Like in high school it was kind of easy to project the girls that were going to be fat someday.

idk, when it's the good looking ones that really let themselves go, it's pretty startling/sad to see.

and, willy, i'd never dick you over by setting you up with a psycho like her. she is probably one of the most manipulative people i've ever met.

WilliamC wrote:There is one near death experience in there for everyone.

Especially for Penn State students. It's like a given right for a PSU student to walk into traffic without even looking. I consider a car stopping two feet short a near death experience

One night at Penn State I was trashed and about 97% passed out. My friends put me up in my bed (I slept in a loft) but I wouldn't stay in it. I kept jumping out and, of course, my dumbass friends kept putting me back in, only to come back in my room 5 minutes later to find me on the floor. The next day I was all bruised up and I had rug burn scrapes on my forehead. It may not have been a near-death experience but it was a near-broken neck experience. I was a fucking idiot.

Well that's good of you. I take it she isn't even a reclamation project?

I am actually looking solid right now with a girl.

So you got Cinderella and she has like an evil step sister. I bet she would like that joke

won ton soup

Fuck trees, I climb buoys motherfucker

i'm hungry and i gotta walk the dogs in 5 hrs

Time for sleep I guess.

Have sweetass dreams.

Is there a thread on sporcle? I really like sporcle.

td11 wrote:i'm hungry and i gotta walk the dogs in 5 hrs

Does that mean what it meant when I was in college?

Goddamnit, we have to move out of our apartment at the end of the summer because the people that own the place want to move in. I hate moving.

2 years on this board and i still get barry jive and bill mcneal mixed up sometimes. they're like a different version of CFB and VFW or whatever.

15 years ago today

BigEd76 wrote:15 years ago today

Also, 15 years ago today: the first time I saw Ace Ventura.

jerseyhoya wrote:Is there a thread on sporcle? I really like sporcle.

I just took some sporcle quizzes last night. Yeah, good story werthless.