Skyrockets In Flight, Random Thought Delight

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 00:01:45

gr wrote:2 years on this board and i still get barry jive and bill mcneal mixed up sometimes. they're like a different version of CFB and VFW or whatever.

sorry bill

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 01:44:29

I've never needed a haircut as badly as I currently do.

by **Harpua** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 02:08:46

I was on my bike earlier today and had some dude decide to be a tough guy, honking and passing me real quick-like on a semi-rural road. As he passed, the passenger leaned out the window to yell something stupid and got smacked in the head by a tree branch. Karma.

by **CalvinBall** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 07:41:12

philliesr98 wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:Although I was never really unemployed, I don't make as much money as I should, but I've rather enjoyed this whole experience.

I get the impression I'm a lot lazier than you are though. Not sure the prospect of sitting on the couch and watching sports and NCIS reruns all day excites you like it does me.

In any case I'm sure you'll be able to find something even if it's not quite at the same level you were at to hold you over till the downturn passes. Perhaps you should start charging for your BSG tax advice.

You are like an old roommate of mine. Except he played Halo all night and slept till 4 or 5 pm.

ahhhhhh college... those were the days

We weren't in college.

by **The Dude** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 08:27:20

Don't trust the happy hour spreadsheet. some of it is outdated!

by **Bill McNeal** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 08:30:17

I think sesame street might get better guests than snl

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 09:25:13

jerseyhoya wrote:I've never needed a haircut as badly as I currently do.

Just let it ride, man

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 09:28:23

The Dude wrote:Don't trust the happy hour spreadsheet. some of it is outdated!

my day is ruined

by **drsmooth** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 09:31:55

1 wrote:i fear i may never see you again. i am going to play ghostbusters the video game until iphone 3.0 is available at 1. then i will play with that until the BTE show tonight. that's right, $#@!, better than $#@! ezra. then when i get home from that, it's driving to burgettstown for phish tomorrow. then work at the phillies friday and saturday, father's day game with our dads on sunday as well as playing with the 3Gs from friday on. you're all a bunch of underachieving monkeys and i hope you get hemorrhoids. oh wow i spelled that right.

having a phone is an achievement like having your name in the phone book is recognition

by **Slowhand** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 09:50:43

drsmooth wrote:
1 wrote:i fear i may never see you again. i am going to play ghostbusters the video game until iphone 3.0 is available at 1. then i will play with that until the BTE show tonight. that's right, $#@!, better than $#@! ezra. then when i get home from that, it's driving to burgettstown for phish tomorrow. then work at the phillies friday and saturday, father's day game with our dads on sunday as well as playing with the 3Gs from friday on. you're all a bunch of underachieving monkeys and i hope you get hemorrhoids. oh wow i spelled that right.

having a phone is an achievement like having your name in the phone book is recognition

by **The Dude** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 09:59:06

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
The Dude wrote:Don't trust the happy hour spreadsheet. some of it is outdated!

my day is ruined

We went for the $3 cheesesteaks and .25 wings at Doc Watson's, the bartender said they hadn't had that deal in a long time. My friend and I decided to update the spreadsheet by hitting all the places

by **Marion** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:01:57

Outside of my office door, there is a man working on the air conditioning ducts using a fleece Scooby Doo blanket as a drop cloth.

by **Woody** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:02:43

zoinks!

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:32:49

If you have a somewhat pathetic 60/40 work/internet ratio, is it ok to get fed up with someone with a 10/90 ratio?

What if they mumblesing all damn day?

by **ReadingPhilly** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 13:27:52

just a heads up. if you run over a sparrow and it bounces into my lane, don't park your car, get out and proceed to walk into my lane without even looking if my two ton work truck is barreling down on you or anything. save the sparrows! fucking idiots

by **Canihazmannyplz?** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 14:59:33

Where does cuddling with a girl while both of us are shirtless and making out in her room go on the stupid 'bases' thing?

by **Trent Steele** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 15:08:07

Canihazmannyplz? wrote:Where does cuddling with a girl while both of us are shirtless and making out in her room go on the stupid 'bases' thing?

caught in rundown between 1st and 2nd

by **Bakestar** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 15:11:26

Trent Steele wrote:
Canihazmannyplz? wrote:Where does cuddling with a girl while both of us are shirtless and making out in her room go on the stupid 'bases' thing?

caught in rundown between 1st and 2nd

That move is known as "The Victorino."

by **Woody** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 15:20:32

Canihazmannyplz? wrote:Where does cuddling with a girl while both of us are shirtless and making out in her room go on the stupid 'bases' thing?

cuddling, eww

by **Bakestar** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 15:21:47

Did you snuggle with her?

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