Desperately Random, like the elaborations of a bad liar

by **Phight On!** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 04:43:32

I want to punch the shamwow guy in the fucking face. If I ever see him I'm doing it. I don't know if it's the headset, his c0cky tone, or the praise of German manufacturing but I hate him.

by **Bakestar** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 09:38:54

I want to use the treadmill. There's one treadmill in the clubhouse, but your anorexic ass is on it constantly. And you seem to like ignoring the "Please be considerate, if people are waiting, 30 minutes per machine" sign. I waited for over an hour but you didn't get the hint.

by **CalvinBall** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:58:06

My one roommate is the most passive agressive person I know. I cam back from this training thing a few minutes ago to find that the ottoman in our living room has a bunch of pots and pans on it. He also placed the dish washing soap on the TV stand.

I imagine he did this because our other roommate doesn't clean up after himself very well as they are his dirt dishes. But seriously, have the balls to tell him to clean it.

by **Woody** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 15:17:04

I don't know about anyone else, but that Visanthe Shancoe picture did irreparable damage to my psyche, not to mention ego

by **Grotewold** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 15:21:49

I heard it described as a baby's arm holding an apple

by **theycallmeSPIKE** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 15:22:03

I havent seen it. Can you describe it for me?

by **Woody** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 15:23:16

theycallmeSPIKE wrote:I havent seen it. Can you describe it for me?

it's like a baby's arm holding an apple

by **pacino** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 15:23:38

it wasn't THAT big?

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 15:56:16

Phight On! wrote:I want to punch the shamwow guy in the $#@! face. If I ever see him I'm doing it. I don't know if it's the headset, his c0cky tone, or the praise of German manufacturing but I hate him.

by **kruker** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 16:06:56

Phight On! wrote:I want to punch the shamwow guy in the $#@! face. If I ever see him I'm doing it. I don't know if it's the headset, his c0cky tone, or the praise of German manufacturing but I hate him.

That faux hawk isn't helping him out much either. I'll help post bail if you knoch him the fuck out.

by **Grotewold** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 16:07:36

Before you do anything to that guy, you might want to verify it's not Jayson Werth.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 16:11:24

by **Woody** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 16:11:29

Imagine how much blood from his face that shammy could soak up

by **kruker** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 16:52:49

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.

This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for young Adolf's birthday.

"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate," said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.

People should really have to pass an intelligence test in order to procreate.

by **Werthless** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 17:46:14

Haha, that is funny. Poor kids, especially Adolf. Just imagine all the crap that they're gonna get in school.

"Jenny."
"Present."
"James."
"Present, and you can call me Jim."
"Allison."
"Present."
"Adolf."
"My friends call me Mussolini."

My guess is that they'll be home-schooled anyway.

by **Barry Jive** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 18:05:03

Adolf, or at least Dolph, is a cool name. Too bad that guy had to ruin it forever. I imagine the same went for Attila and Genghis at some point in history.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 18:09:54

I read in Mental Floss that all his nieces and nephews made a pact to never procreate so that the name would die, and then these numbnugs

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 18:15:55

I'm glad this didn't happen in Arkansas, but no lie, there's a kid in Lil' Vulture's grade whose name is Aryan. It's quite possible his parents were going for something else and just fucked up the spelling, and in any case, they're not in his life anymore as far as I know.

by **Bakestar** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 18:17:06

TenuredVulture wrote:I'm glad this didn't happen in Arkansas, but no lie, there's a kid in Lil' Vulture's grade whose name is Aryan. It's quite possible his parents were going for something else and just $#@! up the spelling, and in any case, they're not in his life anymore as far as I know.

The best cosmic punishment his parents could get would be if the child were adopted by a Jewish family and renamed Ariel.

by **WilliamC** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 18:58:21

This place is more negative right now than I have ever seen it.

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