Desperately Random, like the elaborations of a bad liar

by **FTN** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 13:15:42

wow i thought you said anal sinus

by **Bucky** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 13:41:35

It was 65 degrees yesterday. I was able to change my oil and differential fluid in my driveway. Now it's snowing. Crazy.

by **Bakestar** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 13:49:04

FTN wrote:wow i thought you said anal sinus

IF ONLY

by **Bakestar** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 13:49:53

Bucky wrote:It was 65 degrees yesterday. I was able to change my oil and differential fluid in my driveway. Now it's snowing. Crazy.

Yeah I was up early this morning when it absolutely POURED down rain around 5 AM. Then when the sun came up it was snowing, great big flakes that didn't stick. This is weird weather, maaaaaan.

by **Monkeyboy** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 13:53:38

jerseyhoya wrote:So it would be...

9.7(10) + 4(x) = 7(10+x)

97+4x=70+7x

27=3x

9=x

He's more than just a pretty face, folks.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 14:07:37

I like that pulling out 8th grade algebra is impressive.

by **Grotewold** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 14:08:56

I need 500 words on Gatsby

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 14:32:20

I heard he was great.

(yeah, yeah. I know. Someone had to say it).

by **Bakestar** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 15:00:41

My brother is directing a high school production of Annie next spring. I told him he should "reimagine" it with Daddy Warbucks as a war criminal, secretly dealing with Nazi Germany in the 1930s. He (Warbucks, not necessarily my brother) also has a cuckold fetish.

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 16:17:26

jerseyhoya wrote:I like that pulling out 8th grade algebra is impressive.

i used to be great at math but i had no idea how to do that problem. good thing i'm a writer.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 17:02:38

office parties, sorta want to go, sorta dont want to go

by **Bakestar** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 17:03:42

Houshphandzadeh wrote:office parties, sorta want to go, sorta dont want to go

rate the potential cooze for us... scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 17:04:53

8

including a few I really want to get to know better

but also two ex-girlfriends

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 17:06:47

OK, I GET IT. YOU ARE FROM MINNESOTA. IT'S COLD, YOU ICE FISH. STOP, PLEASE.

by **Bakestar** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 17:08:27

Houshphandzadeh wrote:8

including a few I really want to get to know better

but also two ex-girlfriends

oh man, will they c-block you?

by **Grotewold** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 17:09:09

chop block

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 17:12:38

Not pro-actively, but the 20-somethings here are 80% female and they bull shit incessantly, so everybody just knows and it really cramps my game. I don't think anyone wants to be the third girl I've dated from here, much less the seventh I've made out with.

I'm just gonna get some food and leave early. Gotta clean up my apartment for 1.21.9 anyway.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 17:14:51

forget last post on the page, this is like the fifth time i've polished off the whole thread

by 1 » Tue Dec 16, 2008 17:15:53

naw, man. we are taking this one to the end.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 17:16:35

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