Desperately Random, like the elaborations of a bad liar

by **Bakestar** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 18:58:51

WilliamC wrote:This place is more negative right now than I have ever seen it.

I hate you.

by **WilliamC** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 19:07:19

You've wounded my heart with your words like daggers.

by **Rev_Beezer** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 19:11:41

I love everyone.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 19:12:43

Yeah, but you get paid for it.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 19:22:06

Bakestar wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:I'm glad this didn't happen in Arkansas, but no lie, there's a kid in Lil' Vulture's grade whose name is Aryan. It's quite possible his parents were going for something else and just $#@! up the spelling, and in any case, they're not in his life anymore as far as I know.

The best cosmic punishment his parents could get would be if the child were adopted by a Jewish family and renamed Ariel.

One of his friends is a girl who has two mommies.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 19:34:14

I don't like Star Wars or this style of shirt, but somehow the combination of the two appeals to me.

by **Woody** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 20:14:05

HTTP://WWW.SHOPECKO.COM

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 20:15:01

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I don't like Star Wars or this style of shirt, but somehow the combination of the two appeals to me.

That's a shirt that says "I live in my mom's basement and surf the internet all day long." It probably comes in XL, XXL, and XXXL.

by **Woody** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 20:17:21

dorks don't usually wear ecko. i think it's supposed to be ironic

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 20:18:59

(just to be clear, its not like id actually buy and/or wear the thing)

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 21:26:03

Woody wrote:dorks don't usually wear ecko. i think it's supposed to be ironic

Anyone who wears that shirt is a dork. It's not ironic, it's just ugly and stupid. I don't care what label some 8 year china boy sewed on that thing--he's mocking fat assed Americans while he's doing it.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 21:30:14

my mom made another batch of those peanut butter cookies with the hershey kisses in the middle. i've eaten like 50 in the last two days.

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 21:48:02

ReadingPhilly wrote:my mom made another batch of those peanut butter cookies with the hershey kisses in the middle. i've eaten like 50 in the last two days.

Those cookies are awesome.

by **EndlessSummer** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 22:24:40

Speaking of cookies, every December someone sends my office a box of cookies from Cheryl & Co. and folks damn near fight one another for them. They're three ticks beyond awesome.

by **The Dude** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 22:29:06

holy crap, i send out like $6000 of those every year

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 22:41:20

EndlessSummer wrote:Speaking of cookies, every December someone sends my office a box of cookies from Cheryl & Co. and folks damn near fight one another for them. They're three ticks beyond awesome.

That'd perk up a dragging Monday afternoon--watch your co-workers fight for cookies.

by **kruker** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 22:45:05

I'm applying to the University of Georgia for grad school. One of their required supplemental forms is titled: asstap.pdf. You'd think someone would have picked up on that or I'm just immature.

by **Woody** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 23:00:34

kruker wrote:I'm applying to the University of Georgia for grad school. One of their required supplemental forms is titled: asstap.pdf. You'd think someone would have picked up on that or I'm just immature.

If you post this on the internet in more places, I'll bet applications shoot through the roof. That's awesome

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 23:08:15

kruker wrote:I'm applying to the University of Georgia for grad school. One of their required supplemental forms is titled: asstap.pdf. You'd think someone would have picked up on that or I'm just immature.

They should have a couple of frat boys review all acronyms to make sure there are no unintended double entendres.

by **Bucky** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 23:09:19

I think you've stumbled upon a way to make BSG a revenue producer :!:

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