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by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 02:19:15

hey guys im back lets get drunk together

by **td11** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 02:46:38

yo how was it?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 02:59:49

decent, all the girls were married/bodied up

1.219

by **td11** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 03:05:02

well fuck that.

i wore a noice sweater today. got some looks. but i wasn't drankin'. so i just peaced around midnight.

one two one nine

by **jerseyhoya** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 03:32:13

You know you're at a Georgetown game when there are multiple signs around the arena referring to the Monroe Doctrine.

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 03:35:41

my 7-year-old cousin doesn't know who i am. he came to my house last week (i was still away in state college) and asked my parents why they had four stockings up. one for my dad, one for my mom, one for my sister...but couldn't figure out who the fourth one was for. he asked if it was for the dog.

by **td11** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 03:46:48

by **Grotewold** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 09:19:00

Can't wait to wear my Phillies hat in Manhattan today.

by **Bakestar** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:20:15

Grotewold wrote:Can't wait to wear my Phillies hat in Manhattan today.

It is exquisite. I still get muttered comments here in northern NJ, too.

by **kruker** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:49:48

At the Triada lounge in Old City where four bartenders and an owner were arrested Friday for serving without a license, police noted that the bar menu listed $200 for a bottle of Absolut and $450 for a bottle of Grey Goose. But in the back room, investigators said, they found empty bottles of the premium vodka near full bottles of Banker’s Club, a rot-gut vodka purchased for $7 in New Jersey.

Sgt. William La Torre of Liquor Control Enforcement said he questioned the owner, Gregory J. Wright, who told him he substituted the cheaper liquor because “times are tough.”

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:31:03

kruker wrote:
At the Triada lounge in Old City where four bartenders and an owner were arrested Friday for serving without a license, police noted that the bar menu listed $200 for a bottle of Absolut and $450 for a bottle of Grey Goose. But in the back room, investigators said, they found empty bottles of the premium vodka near full bottles of Banker’s Club, a rot-gut vodka purchased for $7 in New Jersey.

Sgt. William La Torre of Liquor Control Enforcement said he questioned the owner, Gregory J. Wright, who told him he substituted the cheaper liquor because “times are tough.”

That's funny on so many levels.

by **z ipper** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 12:49:54

i was just doing some googling and i typed, "can the police," and google auto-completed it to "can the police read text messages." that's the number one thing people search about? what are they texting?

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 13:10:23

z ipper wrote:i was just doing some googling and i typed, "can the police," and google auto-completed it to "can the police read text messages." that's the number one thing people search about? what are they texting?

Actually, it could be really helpful--if you're in a situation and you don't want anyone to know you're calling the police, sending a text might be a lot more discreet.

by **philliesphhan** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 16:29:28

Grotewold wrote:Shoes and eyes, gents

That's what one girl told me

Me too, I didn't tell her what we look for

by **Stay_Disappointed** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 19:10:51

phatj wrote:
Warszawa wrote:How many light sets are good for a Christmas tree? I went with four for my 6 foot tree but I don't think its enough

If you don't think it's enough, put more on.

I was dreading having to do just that....but it was the right choice

by **jerseyhoya** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 20:01:02

When was the last time 60 Minutes started on time during football season? Who expects to see it at 7?

by **TenuredVulture** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 20:08:06

jerseyhoya wrote:When was the last time 60 Minutes started on time during football season? Who expects to see it at 7?

People who don't live on the East coast. But it is ridiculous, especially since late games start at fifteen after the hour.

by **pacino** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 20:22:55

TenuredVulture wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:When was the last time 60 Minutes started on time during football season? Who expects to see it at 7?

People who don't live on the East coast. But it is ridiculous, especially since late games start at fifteen after the hour.

there are people who don't live on the east coast...? is that what's west of harrisburg?

by **smitty** » Sun Dec 14, 2008 21:28:16

pacino wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:When was the last time 60 Minutes started on time during football season? Who expects to see it at 7?

People who don't live on the East coast. But it is ridiculous, especially since late games start at fifteen after the hour.

there are people who don't live on the east coast...? is that what's west of harrisburg?

West of Harrisbvurg is the Great American Desert. You have to keep heading west for hundreds -- nay thousands -- of miles. Then you hit the west coast. There's a few folks who live out here. Not many though. We do get 60 Minutes at 7 though.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Mon Dec 15, 2008 03:46:26

Must add the word "funipendulous" to my everyday vernacular.

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