Desperately Random, like the elaborations of a bad liar

by **phatj** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 13:36:32

So I work in Horsham, PA at a place on Blair Mill Rd. Last night the company had its holiday party at an establishment just up the road called the Blair Mill Inn. I just heard a spectacular story about one woman who was there.

After the party a bunch of the younger crowd decided to go to a bar called Gavin's, also in Horsham, just a couple miles away. Most of the crowd made it there OK, but this one girl somehow wound up in Souderton, about 10 miles farther away. She called someone else at the party and they gave her directions back to Gavin's, which she managed to overshoot AGAIN, and wound up at Mike's Bar and Grill in Warminster. She called again and was again given directions, but somehow managed to get totally lost and wound up by St. Christopher's Hospital in Philly. I think she slept there for a couple of hours and eventually went home to Schwenksville and got there something like nine hours after she left the party originally.

by **steagles** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 13:44:11

something about this goomba calling russell crowe a kike in american gangster just really makes me laugh.

by **Bill McNeal** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 13:54:55

phatj wrote:So I work in Horsham, PA at a place on Blair Mill Rd. Last night the company had its holiday party at an establishment just up the road called the Blair Mill Inn. I just heard a spectacular story about one woman who was there.

After the party a bunch of the younger crowd decided to go to a bar called Gavin's, also in Horsham, just a couple miles away. Most of the crowd made it there OK, but this one girl somehow wound up in Souderton, about 10 miles farther away. She called someone else at the party and they gave her directions back to Gavin's, which she managed to overshoot AGAIN, and wound up at Mike's Bar and Grill in Warminster. She called again and was again given directions, but somehow managed to get totally lost and wound up by St. Christopher's Hospital in Philly. I think she slept there for a couple of hours and eventually went home to Schwenksville and got there something like nine hours after she left the party originally.

Gavin's clowning around. My office's christmas party was there last year. Supposedly Joe Kerrigan hangs around there, the bartender was telling us stories of Joe telling stories. That's all I got.

by **Woody** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 14:27:58

I used to go to Gavin's for lunch on the occasional Friday and for lots of happy hours. The bartenders/waitresses are naughty little strumpets

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 14:31:43

i came thisclose to starting an "I'm Out" thread for 2009

by **Bucky** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 17:03:30

phatj, you guys need to take up a collection for poor lil red riding hood. GPS's can be had for under $100 this holiday. :lol:

by **phatj** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 18:07:47

Bucky wrote:phatj, you guys need to take up a collection for poor lil red riding hood. GPS's can be had for under $100 this holiday.

I think what she really needs is a Breathalyzer.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 20:52:01

biggest full moon since 1993 tonight

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/12/to ... -brig.html

by **Slowhand** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 21:07:11

Houshphandzadeh wrote:biggest full moon since 1993 tonight

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/12/to ... -brig.html

It doesn't look noticeably bigger to me, but it sure looks a hell of a lot brighter than normal.

On another note, being a bit of an astronomy nerd who really digs this stuff, looking at it, I can completely understand why ancient civilizations would consider the moon and sun to be gods.

by **Barry Jive** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 23:04:49

it's Friday night. i'm broke. my mom's watching TV. the internet is dead. i officially have absolutely nothing to do.

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 23:15:32

I like my new laptop.

by **kruker** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 23:21:45

Was working out before, and for some odd reason, I contemplated how frustrated I'd be if gmail crashed. Sent a chill up my spine and now I'm thinking about triple saving all my important word files.

by **FTN** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 23:22:34

jerseyhoya wrote:I like my new laptop.

what kind?

i got a dell studio, i like it. well, i hate vista, but everything else is fine

by **jerseyhoya** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 23:24:04

It's just a cheap Dell on sale at Best Buy, but it's the first time since college I've actually had a computer of my own that isn't from work, so I can install what I want on it, and look at porn without feeling guilty, and all of those good things.

by **phatj** » Fri Dec 12, 2008 23:28:30

kruker wrote:Was working out before, and for some odd reason, I contemplated how frustrated I'd be if gmail crashed. Sent a chill up my spine and now I'm thinking about triple saving all my important word files.

That's what they want you to do.

by **Stay_Disappointed** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:51:42

How many light sets are good for a Christmas tree? I went with four for my 6 foot tree but I don't think its enough

by **phatj** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:09:28

Warszawa wrote:How many light sets are good for a Christmas tree? I went with four for my 6 foot tree but I don't think its enough

If you don't think it's enough, put more on.

by **TenuredVulture** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:28:30

phatj wrote:
Warszawa wrote:How many light sets are good for a Christmas tree? I went with four for my 6 foot tree but I don't think its enough

If you don't think it's enough, put more on.

Or, get a pre lit tree.

by **FTN** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 14:49:57

just saw 1's McDonalds commercial. congrats bro

by **td11** » Sat Dec 13, 2008 16:15:21

woop woop pull ova dat azz 2 phat

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