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Postby WilliamC » Thu Dec 11, 2008 20:30:04

phan paul is like that ball of knowledge that ESPN used to have
Do it again!

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Postby phatj » Thu Dec 11, 2008 20:48:14

TenuredVulture wrote:http://statestats.appspot.com/

I posted this link earlier, but that was before I started using the site. It will give you a state ranking of any google search term, and it also gives you correlations with other state characteristics. For instance, Florida ranks #1 in google searching for porn, and is correlated with states' unemployment rate.

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Dec 11, 2008 21:22:55

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jerseyhoya wrote:I really do dislike the quote function being used in signatures.

You remember what happened the last time you complained about this?


I remember this now, but I don't remember the reasoning behind it. Does it just confuse you?
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Dec 11, 2008 21:31:00

It is not aesthetically pleasing.

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Dec 11, 2008 21:36:21

i changed it for you. i think we all know who said it.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Dec 11, 2008 21:50:53

Thank you.

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Postby Werthless » Thu Dec 11, 2008 22:08:12

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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Dec 11, 2008 22:14:36

Alternate title:

Another illustration of how New Jersey is a better state than Pennsylvania.

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Postby phatj » Thu Dec 11, 2008 22:19:03

Folks in Sullivan County didn't understand the question?
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Postby Bakestar » Thu Dec 11, 2008 22:22:27

I've always said that the Blue Mountain tunnel is the gateway to the midwest.
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Dec 11, 2008 22:46:58

jerseyhoya wrote:Alternate title:

Another illustration of how New Jersey is a better state than Pennsylvania.


look, man, you'll get no argument from me on how much Western PA sucks. but Eastern PA is about a billion times better than Jersey.
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Postby Trent Steele » Thu Dec 11, 2008 22:59:13

Barry Jive wrote: look, man, you'll get no argument from me on how much Western PA sucks. but Eastern PA is about a billion times better than Jersey.
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Postby Drugs Delaney » Thu Dec 11, 2008 23:00:19

Werthless wrote:Image

Thanks for posting that. Very interesting. It's definitely reflective of my experiences all over the country.

I have no problem with calling it soda or pop, but never really got the calling all soft drinks coke thing. Pepsi has to hate that.

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Dec 11, 2008 23:05:06

this is a few years old now, but Harvard did this dialect survey about a bunch of different pronunciations across the country

http://www4.uwm.edu/FLL/linguistics/dialect/maps.html

no "wooder" vs. "wawter" on there, unfortunately.
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Postby pacino » Thu Dec 11, 2008 23:07:42

the philly area has so many accents just within the area that it's tough to describe the delaware valley as dominantly anything. i guess suburban philly has become the most dominant, though. main line, pa dutch, rural, south philly, suburban philly, urban, and don't even get me started on the women.
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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Dec 11, 2008 23:09:07

northeast and roxborough have pretty heavy accents, but i guess they're pretty similar. i guess that sort of extends into kenzo as well
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Postby pacino » Thu Dec 11, 2008 23:10:04

a woman from kensington may have the most disgusting voice this side of rosie perez or fran drescher
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Postby kruker » Thu Dec 11, 2008 23:45:09

pacino wrote:a woman from kensington may have the most disgusting voice this side of rosie perez or fran drescher


I find the South Jersey, faux Italian/Guido to be particularly irritating. Talk about a bunch of people embracing their own stereotypes.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Thu Dec 11, 2008 23:50:12

South Jersey Italians have their own accent?

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Postby Barry Jive » Thu Dec 11, 2008 23:59:01

i was pretty sure that was North Jersey. South Jersey is pretty much a suburb of Philly.
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