Desperately Random, like the elaborations of a bad liar

by **ReadingPhilly** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 03:04:41

no job no bedtime, get used to it jersey

by **td11** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 03:05:37

lulz

U MADE A FUNNY

no, but really. why not jersey why not. YOU HAVE ALL DAY. it's more fun than being republican.

by **td11** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 03:33:25

so a Buddhist walks into a pizza place, and the chef is all "What'll you have buddy?", and the Buddhist goes "Make me one with everything."

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 03:36:56

that one gets me every time

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 04:31:36

3:30 beer and a cigarette reshelvetheworld 1219

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 05:08:37

Staying up all night for a paper yesterday killed me. Work was unbearable, then I slept from 6 to 11, now I'm fully awake, not tired, and no matter what I do, work tomorrow is going to feel like crap. Maybe one more beer, then sleep/stare at ceiling.

by **td11** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 05:12:02

nyquil. or weed.

by **Slowhand** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 09:47:58

How much Vicodin is needed to feel euphoric and all that good stuff?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:47:21

I just hummed a few bars from Under the Sea. Didn't think about it, it just happened. Subconsciouses are strange.

by **Werthless** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:09:15

"Life is much better, down where it's wetter, take it from me."

One of the more questionable lines in the movie.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:11:38

I remember something about a sandcastle shaped like a penis?

by **Werthless** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:52:33

You would remember that.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:53:22

And on your 666th post, too

by **Werthless** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 13:57:55

My entire posting history is one elaborate April Fools joke.

by **Ramon Gris** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 14:11:02

Hooray for the slumpbuster.

by **WilliamC** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 14:14:55

Werthless wrote:You would remember that.

Are you implying that Housh catalogs in his memory and enjoys penises?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 14:22:38

Ramon Gris wrote:Hooray for the slumpbuster.

So much for "sorta-ex," eh?

by **Ramon Gris** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 14:59:06

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Ramon Gris wrote:Hooray for the slumpbuster.

So much for "sorta-ex," eh?

Yeah, that's over. Unfortunately, we still live together for the time being. I guess I need to start preparing to move. This whole thing has been super awkward.

Funny thing about this girl last night, I was actually talking to her about my plans for some other girl, to be sort of a morale booster. Somehow that led back to her house. It makes no sense.

by **theycallmeSPIKE** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 15:02:44

Ramon Gris wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Ramon Gris wrote:Hooray for the slumpbuster.

So much for "sorta-ex," eh?

Yeah, that's over. Unfortunately, we still live together for the time being. I guess I need to start preparing to move. This whole thing has been super awkward.

Funny thing about this girl last night, I was actually talking to her about my plans for some other girl, to be sort of a morale booster. Somehow that led back to her house. It makes no sense.

That happened to me once. A female friend and I were trying to play wing for eachother a few years ago and all the "make the other person jealous" flirting ended with us in my bedroom. We're getting married next november...

by **Marion** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 16:10:32

Anyone know of somewhere local (southeastern PA) where you can take a record and have it transfered to a cd? I know of some places you can send away to, but thought I'd try and look for somewhere local first.

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