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Postby kruker » Tue Dec 09, 2008 23:18:13

Apparently she's in a new movie called "The Wrestler". She plays a stripper. Screen caps are on the googles now, she looks real good. Probably the hottest 44 year old alive.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 09, 2008 23:21:30

still though,

stripper vs. doggie style over the opening credits

i guess we'll see

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Postby phatj » Tue Dec 09, 2008 23:22:40

Is "The Office" always this uncomfortable?
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Postby Barry Jive » Tue Dec 09, 2008 23:24:23

pretty much
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby kruker » Tue Dec 09, 2008 23:26:55

Houshphandzadeh wrote:still though,

stripper vs. doggie style over the opening credits

i guess we'll see


Wait...what? What movie is that?
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 09, 2008 23:29:15

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

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Postby kruker » Tue Dec 09, 2008 23:33:51

If the trade off is having to see Seymour Phillip Hoffman simulate sex, then no dice. Please tell me I don't have to see SPH do Marissa Tomei.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Dec 09, 2008 23:35:24

The movie as a whole was a letdown, imo. Don't go out of your way.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Dec 10, 2008 00:17:41

Right. Marisa Tomei naked would seem to be hot, but the problem is Philip Seymore Hoffman sucks all the hotness out of it.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Dec 10, 2008 00:19:03

I lobbied for a ripe Josh Hartnett

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Postby Slowhand » Wed Dec 10, 2008 00:23:28

ATTN MEN: I don't care who you are, you cannot pull off wearing capri pants.

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Postby Drugs Delaney » Wed Dec 10, 2008 00:40:54

Houshphandzadeh wrote:The movie as a whole was a letdown, imo. Don't go out of your way.

I disagree. One of the best movies of 2007. And there's a fair amount of Tomei nudity where you don't have to think about Hoffman.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Dec 10, 2008 00:43:39

Well I disagree with you

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Postby Drugs Delaney » Wed Dec 10, 2008 00:45:17

My next writing project is going to be a work of fiction. I haven't written fiction in years. Should be fun.

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Postby Drugs Delaney » Wed Dec 10, 2008 02:02:01

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Well I disagree with you

That's cool. It's not a topic I feel passionate about so I don't begrudge you your opinion.

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Postby ReadingPhilly » Wed Dec 10, 2008 02:24:30

Drugs Delaney wrote:My next writing project is going to be a work of fiction. I haven't written fiction in years. Should be fun.


i hope it's about a delightful boy, with nice parents (maybe one who manages a grocery store, most likely the father) with a quirky older brother and cute little sister. this delightful boy could also have a best friend who is always getting in trouble and he's taking the fall or getting him out of it. then there could be a special girl with a weird name who he has always been in love with. depending on how far you want to write it, maybe they get married. then there is the old wise neighbor, his mentor. he could also possibly double as his teacher/principal at the school(s) he goes too. heck, you could even have it take place in the city we all know, love and defend!

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Dec 10, 2008 05:28:18

seven more pages by 7:30

doable

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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:28:29

Drugs Delaney wrote:My next writing project is going to be a work of fiction. I haven't written fiction in years. Should be fun.


Lots of fiction on the main board.
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Postby Werthless » Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:25:55

ReadingPhilly wrote:
Drugs Delaney wrote:My next writing project is going to be a work of fiction. I haven't written fiction in years. Should be fun.


i hope it's about a delightful boy, with nice parents (maybe one who manages a grocery store, most likely the father) with a quirky older brother and cute little sister. this delightful boy could also have a best friend who is always getting in trouble and he's taking the fall or getting him out of it. then there could be a special girl with a weird name who he has always been in love with. depending on how far you want to write it, maybe they get married. then there is the old wise neighbor, his mentor. he could also possibly double as his teacher/principal at the school(s) he goes too. heck, you could even have it take place in the city we all know, love and defend!

That's not interesting at all. (Unless the boy has curly hair, then it could work.)

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Postby bleh » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:45:58

Today I learned that there's no such phrase as 'cast dispersions' it's 'cast aspersions'. I don't think I even knew 'aspersion' was a word. And 'dispersion' doesn't have a negative connotation, it's just something that's dispersed.

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