Desperately Random, like the elaborations of a bad liar

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:48:18

I hope no one notices I accidentally cut my left sideburn half an inch shorter than my right.

by **Grotewold** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:52:18

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I hope no one notices I accidentally cut my left sideburn half an inch shorter than my right.

I used the tragus of the ear as my guidance point for several years before noticing my traguses (tragi?) weren't in line

by **td11** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:55:44

dang, i have a fever =(

by **phatj** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:05:13

We need a Gremlin graemlin.

by **WilliamC** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:20:26

I haven't been drinking much alcohol lately. But tonight is Iced Tea night and I will probably going see as I don't have work to worry about in the morning now.

I am debating what time I should start drinking, I'm probably going to go with around 3

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:48:32

phatj wrote:We need a Gremlin graemlin.

:?: :?: :?:

by **Grotewold** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 14:50:07

WilliamC wrote:I haven't been drinking much alcohol lately. But tonight is Iced Tea night

Cafe 210? Back in MY day, that was Thursday nights, and I had to trudge to the bar uphill in three feet of ho.

by **Phight On!** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 15:04:10

1.2.1.9.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 16:15:56

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 17:41:15

los Locos kick your ass

los Locos kick your face

los Locos kick your balls

into outer space!!!!!!

by **The Dude** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 19:21:01

An SD card in it's little plastic case looks like a robot's dime bag

by **Philly the Kid** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 20:06:58

[url=http://rizomatic.wordpress.com/2007/02/17/critique-of-separation-guy-debord/]Guy Debord, Critique de la séparation ( Paris, 1961)
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by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Dec 10, 2008 20:13:25

What percentage of Brantt's posts are overreacting to something that has happened to Penn State and/or trashing their coaching staff and administration? Gotta be higher than Bakestar hating on mlbtr and me talking about alcohol put together, really.

by **kruker** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 01:25:06

Had dinner at Ted Turner's restaurant in Center City tonight. The buffalo burger was pretty f'n amazing and so was the waitress' ass. She must be a dancer.

by **WilliamC** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 01:45:26

Explain girls

by **BigEd76** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 01:47:53

they have cooties

by **td11** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 02:45:18

WilliamC wrote:Explain girls

its a trap

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 02:55:14

Why the hell am I still awake?

by **td11** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 02:56:43

EXPLAIN WIMMINZ IF UR AWAKE

by **jerseyhoya** » Thu Dec 11, 2008 02:58:25

The fact that I'm on this message board at 2 in the morning should go a long way in showing I would not be the best person to explain women. All the people that would have good explanations are sleeping soundly, or if they're dumb and forgot to wear a condom, are up tending to their crying babies.

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