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Postby LongDrive » Mon Jun 30, 2008 23:50:57

I love Reese Witherspoon

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Postby Disco Stu » Mon Jun 30, 2008 23:55:03

LongDrive wrote:I love Reese Witherspoon


She and her Leno chin do nothing for me.

Other things that scare me are Hillary Swank and Gwenyth Paltrow's ears.
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Postby BigEd76 » Tue Jul 01, 2008 00:01:27

meatball wrote:Lohan is sooooo hot in Mean Girls.

I'm watching Mean Girls :cry: :oops:


I have the same birthdate as Rachel McAdams :!:

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Postby Phight On! » Tue Jul 01, 2008 02:23:01

My brother stopped by and is so fucked up that has been trying to show me different accessories (lenses, an underwater kit, etc...) for his digital camera for about an hour now but keeps either A) falling asleep or B) changing the subject and talking my ear off about stupid shit.

All of a sudden he asks me if he could "take a 5 minute shower so he can wash his nuts". I obliged but gave him his own bar of soap and a wash cloth and towel that we never use. If my wife woke up right now and saw what was going on she would either be real mad or piss herself laughing. I don't want to find out which. Why does this shit only happen to me? Instead of having 2 strippers needing to take a shower together I have my 5'10" 280 lb brother with a hankering for a beanbag cleansing. He's exhibit A for people taking steroids who then stop working out.

I already hid his keys and called him a cab.

2:30 I'm pissed off. I'm out a bar of Dial soap. That shit ain't cheap.

2:35 I think I just heard that asshole blow a snot rocket.

2:37 I don't know why he has been in there so long. I'm about to throw him a brillo. I did offer 3 types of wet wipes but he declined.
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Postby mpmcgraw » Tue Jul 01, 2008 03:04:56

Question: Isn't soap a self clenser?

I try to justify it like that but I still get skeeved out when I think about what other people wash last and what I wash first.

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Postby Disco Stu » Tue Jul 01, 2008 03:43:44

mpmcgraw wrote:Question: Isn't soap a self clenser?

I try to justify it like that but I still get skeeved out when I think about what other people wash last and what I wash first.


Ok lame Friends joke...
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Postby mpmcgraw » Tue Jul 01, 2008 03:47:16

I love Friends, but didn't realize I got it from there until you said that.

lol you're Ross. in like 8 months your gonna get a monkey and then like 6 months later you're gonna get a hot girlfriend!

whatever you do don't sleep with a paper copy lady when you go on a break. the series will really go down hill from there.

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Postby Disco Stu » Tue Jul 01, 2008 03:49:52

mpmcgraw wrote:I love Friends, but didn't realize I got if from there until you said that.

lol you're Ross.


lol you're Eddie Menuek. yeah, I said it, you're Eddie.
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Postby mpmcgraw » Tue Jul 01, 2008 03:52:22

can you quote my edit and repost cause I really liked my second try better.

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Postby mpmcgraw » Tue Jul 01, 2008 03:52:50

Eddie?

The wierd roomate guy that was obsessed with the fish?

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Postby Disco Stu » Tue Jul 01, 2008 04:10:24

mpmcgraw wrote:can you quote my edit and repost cause I really liked my second try better.


nope
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Postby mpmcgraw » Tue Jul 01, 2008 04:12:51

dude that ball sticks and stuff guy is calling you out brutha.

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Postby Disco Stu » Tue Jul 01, 2008 06:30:46

mpmcgraw wrote:dude that ball sticks and stuff guy is calling you out brutha.


Oooooo thanks.
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Postby Bakestar » Tue Jul 01, 2008 06:58:50

Disco Stu wrote:
mpmcgraw wrote:dude that ball sticks and stuff guy is calling you out brutha.


Oooooo thanks.


omg, talk about missing the point.

I like when mediocre bloggers use Buzz Bissinger as a tool to bludgeon each other. "Buzz would make fun of you." Piss off.
Foreskin stupid

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Postby Disco Stu » Tue Jul 01, 2008 07:00:59

Bakestar wrote:
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mpmcgraw wrote:dude that ball sticks and stuff guy is calling you out brutha.


Oooooo thanks.


omg, talk about missing the point.

I like when mediocre bloggers use Buzz Bissinger as a tool to bludgeon each other. "Buzz would make fun of you." Piss off.


The sad part is that I am stupid enough to not even know who he was. Sometimes blinders are a good thing.
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Postby Disco Stu » Tue Jul 01, 2008 07:09:16

Holy crap. Buzz - Bill O'Reilly...

http://deadspin.com/385770/bissinger-vs-leitch
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Jul 01, 2008 07:58:07

I've got a fever. It's all very strange.

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Postby Woody » Tue Jul 01, 2008 08:18:45

Disco Stu wrote:Holy crap. Buzz - Bill O'Reilly...

http://deadspin.com/385770/bissinger-vs-leitch


Welcome to the internet

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Postby Marion » Tue Jul 01, 2008 08:41:24

The New Jersey Lottery declined an on camera interview. It did issue a statement indicating it urges players to visit the lottery's website for prize information.
The statement said, "we make this information prominent and refresh it regularly, so players can make their choices based upon the most complete and current game information available." Most people Action News spoke to told us they were not aware of the web


Internet? What's the Internet?
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Postby Trent Steele » Tue Jul 01, 2008 08:43:21

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Phone calls: 12
Text messages: 289 (you have exceeded your limit)


I kinda missed out on the text message thing. Are they for people who don't have blackberries?


i'm not even sure what this question means


If I have a blackberry, why do I need to text message? Isn't it the same thing? Or am I missing something. I'M IN THE DARK HERE!!!!!
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