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by **Trent Steele** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 22:12:50

I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars. You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J. D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and.....

Anyway, about my washtub. I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a walking bird. We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, and yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 22:16:16

I think we all need an inspirational speech from Karn.

by **Didn't I?** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 22:23:36

Scarlett wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:
td11 wrote:DI, that is legendary.

Thanks, we're pretty happy how it turned out. We have video and pics of the whole process. We'll get him on video tomorrow coming into the office, then edit something together and throw it on youtube. I'll be sure to post.

The best office joke I've ever seen--this will become legend!

This one is probably better. But ours only took one day to pull off and involves fake poo.

by **pacino** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 00:33:18

I'm so intrigued right now. I met someone named Bunny tonight who was NOT an airhead.

by **Woody** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 08:26:49

oh free bagel day shall i compare thee to a summer's day

by **MrsVox** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 08:33:01

pacino wrote:I'm so intrigued right now. I met someone named Bunny tonight who was NOT an airhead.

impossible

by **Woody** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 08:35:18

I was at a trade show a month ago and had breakfast with a (redonkously hot) woman named... wait for it...

SNOWFLAKE

by **Bucky** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 08:40:41

Five hotshot motorcyclists

racing down bethlehem pike

then there were

three

by **z ipper** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 08:48:45

i'm pretty sure the guy at accuweather.com just sets the forecast to hot, humid with a potential thunderstorm in the afternoon for the summer and goes on vacation.

by **Woody** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 08:51:13

I have to think that meteorologist is pretty much the greatest job ever

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 08:54:20

Woody wrote:oh free bagel day shall i compare thee to a summer's day

so nothing special?

by **Drugs Delaney** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:05:13

pacino wrote:I'm so intrigued right now. I met someone named Bunny tonight who was NOT an airhead.

Was she 84 years old and my grandmother?

by **pacino** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:15:36

Drugs Delaney wrote:
pacino wrote:I'm so intrigued right now. I met someone named Bunny tonight who was NOT an airhead.

Was she 84 years old and my grandmother?

No, I met her before and WHAT AN AIRHEAD!!! :twisted:

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:24:51

by **uncle milt** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:33:23

going to europe on bidness. our admin won't allow me fly into amsterdam. ha!

by **The Dude** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:48:45

I think the women at my company do nothing but go to the bathroom all day

by **Slowhand** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:13:33

pacino wrote:I'm so intrigued right now. I met someone named Bunny tonight who was NOT an airhead.

Is she Asian? Every girl I've met named Bunny has been Asian.

by **phatj** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:21:30

I've never met anyone named Bunny.

by **Woody** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:23:34

ExactTarget can eat my ass

by **Rev_Beezer** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 13:13:03

I feel like sleeping thoughout the day.

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