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by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:34:11

Woody wrote:the intranet picture profile is a great invention

omg no it's not. i'm terrified that they're going to stick my ID photo on there and not even tell me

by **Woody** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:37:09

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Woody wrote:the intranet picture profile is a great invention

omg no it's not. i'm terrified that they're going to stick my ID photo on there and not even tell me

what are you a chick. here they take a reasonable picture of you on your first day to use, not a random mugshot id photo

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:38:21

Well, it's really just because my photo is atrocious. Basically everyone's is. Some douchebag took everyone's when we had to get new cards for the keyreader. This dude was so weird. No one even knew him but when he quit he sent a staffwide e-mail that ended with, "And it was delightful to get to take snaps of all you lovely ladies."

by **Wizlah** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:39:07

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Well, it's really just because my photo is atrocious.

so, you're saying you're ugly.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:39:58

Wizlah wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Well, it's really just because my photo is atrocious.

so, you're saying you're ugly.

Please.

by **Wizlah** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:41:58

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Wizlah wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Well, it's really just because my photo is atrocious.

so, you're saying you're ugly.

Please.

You're the guy describing yourself as creepy and freaking that the cute girl is avoiding you.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:50:07

Yeah, the weird thing is that I think the problem is I haven't seemed very bright to her and she seems pretty damn intelligent. Never gone out with someone smarter than me.

by **Woody** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:53:28

(don't tell her about the crack smoking)

by **Didn't I?** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:20:18

Woody wrote:(don't tell her about the crack smoking)

I say do tell her about the crack smoking. Maybe she's looking for a bad boy.

by **Philly the Kid** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:22:33

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Yeah, the weird thing is that I think the problem is I haven't seemed very bright to her and she seems pretty damn intelligent. Never gone out with someone smarter than me.

What makes her smart? What kind of smart? What's the rest of personality? Do you know about NLP?

by **td11** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:25:52

what the

by **Woody** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:27:40

Philly the Kid wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Yeah, the weird thing is that I think the problem is I haven't seemed very bright to her and she seems pretty damn intelligent. Never gone out with someone smarter than me.

What makes her smart? Brain What kind of smart? Book What's the rest of personality? Nice tits Do you know about NLP? Nigeria Liberation Party?

by **Didn't I?** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:35:04

Woody wrote:
Philly the Kid wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:Yeah, the weird thing is that I think the problem is I haven't seemed very bright to her and she seems pretty damn intelligent. Never gone out with someone smarter than me.

What makes her smart? Brain What kind of smart? Book What's the rest of personality? Nice tits Do you know about NLP? Nigeria Liberation Party?

So wait, this girl might be a Nigerian e-mail scam. Stay away Housh!

by **phatj** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:36:04

Does she have DSL?

by 1 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:45:39

nl or al?

by **Barry Jive** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 13:00:42

how does she feel about the DH?

by **Woody** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 13:01:39

Isn't this all really TMI?

by 1 » Tue Jul 08, 2008 13:01:49

Barry Jive wrote:how does she feel about the DH?

or the DP, for that matter?

by **Woody** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 13:03:42

DI -- how is the WC coming along. Last we heard your were building it in your BFF's office

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 13:04:37

Ummm, I don't know. She wouldn't have a drink with me.

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