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by **Bucky** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 17:12:04

Phight On! wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:I just found out about the one-year grace period for wedding gifts.

God bless America.

I thought that was for Thank You cards?

Yeah, it's one year for gifts.

BUT NEVER EVER 17 MONTHS ESPECIALLY FOR JACKETS THAT ARE THE WRONG COLOR :!:

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 17:14:33

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Everyone's telling me you have a full year, and now they're even telling me that since I'm just a date for someone - although I know the bride pretty well - I don't have to get anything.

Strictly speaking, you could be the best fucking man and the maid of honor and you still wouldn't have to get anything. You haven't committed a crime, or even done anything immoral. You'd just be inconsiderate. I say, get a gift if you feel like getting them one, otherwise, fuck 'em.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 17:19:03

The groom is a real twerp.

by **philliesphhan** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 17:20:11

Didn't I? wrote:
Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Didn't I? wrote:
Woody wrote:Between the Phils' suckitude, the political battles, the crack smoking, drunkiness and adultery near-misses, BSG now stands for "Best Soap-opera Going"

I'm trying to get some hooker talk going but no one's biting.

My roommate has been to the Wishy Washy on 12th and Race at least twice, and he only told me about it the one time.

Sounds like 200 bucks well spent, to be HAMELS honest.

My friends and I ordered a hooker in Montreal by accident. We wanted a dancer, but this girl showed up, half-asleep wearing an ace bandage around her knee and was like, "Who's first?" We were like, uh, what? So we had to decide whether to have them send over a dancer like we wanted or audible to the girl with the bad knee. Since we all chipped in $20 and no one wanted to pay for anyone else's good time, we opted to send her out and wait for the dancer. Of course, she never came and we were each out $20. Totally worth it though just to meet an 18-year old hooker wearing an ace bandage.

/no one judge me

You're saying you weren't ready to go with that "who's first" sexy talk?

by **Grotewold** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 17:21:30

Grotewold's June usage

Phone calls: 12
Text messages: 289 (you have exceeded your limit)

by **CFP** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 17:28:14

Grotewold wrote:Grotewold's June usage

Phone calls: 12
Text messages: 289 (you have exceeded your limit)

That's pretty much what mine looked like from mid May to mid June

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 17:47:34

liveblog it!

by **Trent Steele** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 19:32:14

Grotewold wrote:Grotewold's June usage

Phone calls: 12
Text messages: 289 (you have exceeded your limit)

I kinda missed out on the text message thing. Are they for people who don't have blackberries?

by **LongDrive** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 19:43:52

Phight On! wrote:My hooptie failed inspection 45 days ago for a bad passenger side front strut and today was the last day to get it re-inspected or our registration would get suspended. So I tell my wife to take it today since an inspection station is 5 minutes from where she works and a friend of the family is working on the other car. She pulls in and the guy looks the paperwork over and says, "They failed you for this??? We don't even test for struts anymore." A few people looked at the paperwork and agreed so they run it through, it passes, and we get a new sticker until 2010.

I don't know if:

A) They didn't know what they were doing at this place or the original place
B) They stopped testing struts in the 45 days from the original inspection date and today
C) Or if I should smell my wife's breath when she gets home

That's why I have a friend look at my vehicles. I know he's always 100% honest. I think he's too honest. Dude is always extremely busy

by 1 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 20:12:29

Trent Steele wrote:
Grotewold wrote:Grotewold's June usage

Phone calls: 12
Text messages: 289 (you have exceeded your limit)

I kinda missed out on the text message thing. Are they for people who don't have blackberries?

i'm not even sure what this question means

by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 20:18:19

I hate losing, but I think I hate off days after a loss even more. I'm sitting here thinking there ought to be a game. At least if they're playing, they have a chance.

by **lethal** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 20:27:23

I'm trying to figure out which was the worse nickname growing up for me, Charlie or Bruce. Neither seemed so bad at the time when I was 6.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 20:29:14

Bruce rocks!

by **jerseyhoya** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 20:31:05

Beach for the fourth. Huzzah.

by **Didn't I?** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 20:52:37

Weird Al should have covered "November Rain" and called it "November Rent."

by **meatball** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 21:42:54

Lohan is sooooo hot in Mean Girls.

I'm watching Mean Girls :cry:

by **z ipper** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 21:45:36

so is that jew girl. what a movie.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 21:46:30

I think that movie is pretty all-around hilarious and I can't put up with a few shitty soundtrack selections and the dreamboat love interest.

by **z ipper** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 21:49:01

next bsg outing: legally blonde the musical. who's in?

by **meatball** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 21:51:00

you know I'm in.

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